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knifesbian-remade
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thehikmatcut

Sex is good and all but have you ever had your hairdresser scratch your scalp during a shampoo with the vigor of an embittered 17th century Puritan washerwoman? Perfection.

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt
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puttingcursesondonaldjtrump
An actual sinkhole has opened on the White House lawn. It’s growing
Construction on the US White House began in 1792. It has been almost continuously occupied by US presidents since 1800, barring a few years after…
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“It was noticeably bigger between Sunday and Monday,” Herman said. “It’s more than a foot long right now,” he said. A second sinkhole has opened up right next to it, he said.
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dreadlord-mr-son

The earth itself is trying to swallow Him up and get rid of him.

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m4d-minute

It’s working!

Satan is coming to collect his soul.

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criminallynerdy

Reblog to make sure that the Earth succeeds at its noble goal.

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