harry @ niall in 2013: that was for you
harry @ niall in 2015: i got that tattoo for you
Finally after 2 years we know what that toe tattoo is and it’s another pun. Of course.
Late Late Show (Backstage) - 3/12
Cross out everything you’ve ever done:
Had a beer- Smoked an entire cigarette
Written on a bathroom wall.- Read a George Orwell book.
- Had a physical fight.
Used Twitter.Listened to Lady GagaBeen in a car accident.- Gotten suspended.
- Gotten expelled.
Been allergic to something.Got a computer virus.- Touched a real gun.
Had a dog.- Had a cat
- Been pregnant.
Camped outSwam in the ocean.Wore a bikiniDriven a car- Been sent to the principal.
Ever liked someone.Failed a class.Failed a test.- Went to summer school.
Got worse than a DGot A’s and B’s.Read an entire book.- Recorded my own music.
- Had an xbox.
- Worn heels more than 3 days in a row.
Wore fishnets.Wore skinny jeans.Hated someone.- Been cheated on.
- Cheated on someone.
Practiced Christianity.Worn makeup.Lied to my parents about where I was going.- Had surgery.
Had my license.- Worn coloured contacts.
Painted my nails black.- Broken someone’s heart.
- Had my heart broken.
Cried for an hour straightLost something very valuable.Got separated from one of my parents as a kid.- Broken a bone.
Gotten stung by a bee.Eaten something bad/expiredThrew up from being so drunk.Saw someone throw up from being so drunk.Danced with someone of the same sex.Owned an iPodOwned an iPhone.- Fell for a best friend.
- Stole a friend’s significant other.
Went far away from home for more than a week.- Moved out.
- Ran away.
Had a job.- Been fired.
Lied to a friend.Lied to a family member.Had a Facebook.Posted a video on Youtube.Started a rumour about someone.Talked bad about someone- Deliberately failed a test.
- Been skinny dipping.
- Counted to a million.
Counted to a thousand.- Ate rabbit meat.
- Ate duck meat.
Had fast food.Been to church.Been to Canada.Broke a glass.- Hugged someone today.
Texted someone today.Received a phone call today.Threw something out of the window.Ignored a text from someone.Wished you were somebody else.Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.Been to a concertSeen your favourite band liveMet a celebrity- Met your favourite band
Own more than 10 CD’s
niall: *gets tattoo box*
1d’s facebook 10 minutes later: After five incredible years Niall Horan has decided to leave One Direction. Harry, Liam, and Louis will continue…
your fave as your phone background: he own your ass
your fave as your phone lockscreen: he own your ass so much you’re in the void and you don’t care who tf knows and given the chance would probably try to talk about him to Obama
James Corden has kissed Harry Styles, tattooed Niall’s ass, and now he gets to have smol kitten Louis on his lap
Why is he living the dream