Reblog if you honestly have NEVER sent anon hate.

It pains me that only 14,000 people can honestly reblog this

*plants mint directly in your dash* heehee :3

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WHO THE FUCK PLANTED ALL THIS MINT

Oh I love mint!🌿 I wouldn't mind 🌿🌿🌱some on🌱🌿🌿🌱 my dash! Ok wai🌿🌱🌱t. Ok 🌿🌱🌿🌱🌱🌱🌱🌿🌱🌱🌱wait no.🌿🌱🌿🌱 No. Sto🌿🌱🌱p. H🌿🌱e🌱🌿🌿🌱🌱🌱🌿☘️y.🌱🌱🌱🌱🌿🌿🌱🌱🌿🌿🌱🌱🌱🌿🌱🌱🌱🌱🌿🌱🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌱🌱🌱🌿🌱🌿🌱🌿🌿🌿🌿

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Worst part about this is I've only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn't who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is

Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis

Everyone pick up your government-assigned fursona, grab your two colors then combine it with this random animal picker. Tell us what you get and no rerolls, I don't make the rules.

pick one. this is your new roommate

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The real anomaly is why tf people are simping more over Miguel O'Hara (conventionally attractive male) than over The Spot (absolutely morally fucked up silly humanoid figure) is this Tumblr or Wattpad, guys?

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.

I have been working to try and change my borrower-eating ways… it can be hard to change what you’re used to 😞

What about you? :3

Ah well I’m still very much a danger to preds and their insides! >:) still very sharp and deadly

I wasn’t thinking of eating you! Well only for a split second maybe, but I’m glad your attitudes and dangerousness haven’t changed

This no-borrower diet ain’t doing too well for me though

Well you certainly ain’t breaking your diet with me! >:)))) not a snack over here nor am I edible hehehehehehe >:)

The diet is already too broken to be re-broken, I can assure you of that 😞

Zam

Well as long as it isn’t me being snacked upon then hey

Eat the borrowers, less competition I suppose :)

Honestly, good for you

You gotta be my favourite borrower tbh

:0

>:DDD

Ha HA! So that means I got immunity from being a snack! Hee hee!!

Hahaaaa… I said nothing and you heard nothing. Anyway have some gummy bears

-give gummy bears-

*SNATCHES*

Hehehehe sounds like I’ve got immunity from you >:) safe from being eaten!

One less giant to worry about- and also easy to tease since you can’t eat me >:)

Haha- tease me and I might change my mind

But I guess, yes, immunity

immunity hee hee hee can’t touch this

though I’m such a mischievous little borrower I love teasing preds it’s like second nature

It’s so fun to tease giants

Don’t push your luck >:/

To be fair, I don’t think I could catch you even if I tried to

And that’s worth gloating about I suppose

Heheheheh I am VERY quick and clever >:) I am hard to eat and also hard to catch in order to eat

Sooooo maybe preds shouldn’t even bother cuz I’m just so fast and quick and clever UwU

I do wonder how you fit a big and clever brain inside a tiny borrower head

But when you think about it, I did “catch” you for long enough to talk to you, so at least that’s something

You won’t need the protection I bet, but if necessary I can still protect you from other preds… because I’m so totally nice like that UnU

It just fits! And I’m just so clever and cunning and- I totally absolutely let you catch me yep-

Totally meant that to happen absolutely uh huh yep I saw it coming absolutely

And I guess I don’t need protection but it’s always good to have a meat shield I mean back up! Just in case mmhm yep :))

Uh huuuhhh… yeah… for your sake I’ll just pretend you let me catch you.

I mean, to be fair, I did give you cookies. Never heard of a borrower who doesn’t like cookies.

And hey, you’ll be glad to hear other preds don’t really like crossing me! I’m literally wanted by the police for at least 4 different crimes in 3 different countries!

And uhhhh maybe also because I’m a danger to people of my own size as well as people of a smaller size

Hmph I did definitely let you catch me >:|

And wait a second- if you can eat people your size then why eat borrowers like me?

🤨 I’m just a little guy who is definitely not edible

But hey since I’m protected and now not delicious to you it’s none of my business

I have been working to try and change my borrower-eating ways… it can be hard to change what you’re used to 😞

What about you? :3

Ah well I’m still very much a danger to preds and their insides! >:) still very sharp and deadly

I wasn’t thinking of eating you! Well only for a split second maybe, but I’m glad your attitudes and dangerousness haven’t changed

This no-borrower diet ain’t doing too well for me though

Well you certainly ain’t breaking your diet with me! >:)))) not a snack over here nor am I edible hehehehehehe >:)

The diet is already too broken to be re-broken, I can assure you of that 😞

Zam

Well as long as it isn’t me being snacked upon then hey

Eat the borrowers, less competition I suppose :)

Honestly, good for you

You gotta be my favourite borrower tbh

:0

>:DDD

Ha HA! So that means I got immunity from being a snack! Hee hee!!

Hahaaaa… I said nothing and you heard nothing. Anyway have some gummy bears

-give gummy bears-

*SNATCHES*

Hehehehe sounds like I’ve got immunity from you >:) safe from being eaten!

One less giant to worry about- and also easy to tease since you can’t eat me >:)

Haha- tease me and I might change my mind

But I guess, yes, immunity

immunity hee hee hee can’t touch this

though I’m such a mischievous little borrower I love teasing preds it’s like second nature

It’s so fun to tease giants

Don’t push your luck >:/

To be fair, I don’t think I could catch you even if I tried to

And that’s worth gloating about I suppose

Heheheheh I am VERY quick and clever >:) I am hard to eat and also hard to catch in order to eat

Sooooo maybe preds shouldn’t even bother cuz I’m just so fast and quick and clever UwU

I do wonder how you fit a big and clever brain inside a tiny borrower head

But when you think about it, I did “catch” you for long enough to talk to you, so at least that’s something

You won’t need the protection I bet, but if necessary I can still protect you from other preds… because I’m so totally nice like that UnU

It just fits! And I’m just so clever and cunning and- I totally absolutely let you catch me yep-

Totally meant that to happen absolutely uh huh yep I saw it coming absolutely

And I guess I don’t need protection but it’s always good to have a meat shield I mean back up! Just in case mmhm yep :))

I have been working to try and change my borrower-eating ways… it can be hard to change what you’re used to 😞

What about you? :3

Ah well I’m still very much a danger to preds and their insides! >:) still very sharp and deadly

I wasn’t thinking of eating you! Well only for a split second maybe, but I’m glad your attitudes and dangerousness haven’t changed

This no-borrower diet ain’t doing too well for me though

Well you certainly ain’t breaking your diet with me! >:)))) not a snack over here nor am I edible hehehehehehe >:)

The diet is already too broken to be re-broken, I can assure you of that 😞

Zam

Well as long as it isn’t me being snacked upon then hey

Eat the borrowers, less competition I suppose :)

Honestly, good for you

You gotta be my favourite borrower tbh

:0

>:DDD

Ha HA! So that means I got immunity from being a snack! Hee hee!!

Hahaaaa… I said nothing and you heard nothing. Anyway have some gummy bears

-give gummy bears-

*SNATCHES*

Hehehehe sounds like I’ve got immunity from you >:) safe from being eaten!

One less giant to worry about- and also easy to tease since you can’t eat me >:)

Haha- tease me and I might change my mind

But I guess, yes, immunity

immunity hee hee hee can’t touch this

though I’m such a mischievous little borrower I love teasing preds it’s like second nature

It’s so fun to tease giants

Don’t push your luck >:/

To be fair, I don’t think I could catch you even if I tried to

And that’s worth gloating about I suppose

Heheheheh I am VERY quick and clever >:) I am hard to eat and also hard to catch in order to eat

Sooooo maybe preds shouldn’t even bother cuz I’m just so fast and quick and clever UwU

I have been working to try and change my borrower-eating ways… it can be hard to change what you’re used to 😞

What about you? :3

Ah well I’m still very much a danger to preds and their insides! >:) still very sharp and deadly

I wasn’t thinking of eating you! Well only for a split second maybe, but I’m glad your attitudes and dangerousness haven’t changed

This no-borrower diet ain’t doing too well for me though

Well you certainly ain’t breaking your diet with me! >:)))) not a snack over here nor am I edible hehehehehehe >:)

The diet is already too broken to be re-broken, I can assure you of that 😞

Zam

Well as long as it isn’t me being snacked upon then hey

Eat the borrowers, less competition I suppose :)

Honestly, good for you

You gotta be my favourite borrower tbh

:0

>:DDD

Ha HA! So that means I got immunity from being a snack! Hee hee!!

Hahaaaa… I said nothing and you heard nothing. Anyway have some gummy bears

-give gummy bears-

*SNATCHES*

Hehehehe sounds like I’ve got immunity from you >:) safe from being eaten!

One less giant to worry about- and also easy to tease since you can’t eat me >:)

Haha- tease me and I might change my mind

But I guess, yes, immunity

immunity hee hee hee can’t touch this

though I’m such a mischievous little borrower I love teasing preds it’s like second nature

It’s so fun to tease giants

I have been working to try and change my borrower-eating ways… it can be hard to change what you’re used to 😞

What about you? :3

Ah well I’m still very much a danger to preds and their insides! >:) still very sharp and deadly

I wasn’t thinking of eating you! Well only for a split second maybe, but I’m glad your attitudes and dangerousness haven’t changed

This no-borrower diet ain’t doing too well for me though

Well you certainly ain’t breaking your diet with me! >:)))) not a snack over here nor am I edible hehehehehehe >:)

The diet is already too broken to be re-broken, I can assure you of that 😞

Zam

Well as long as it isn’t me being snacked upon then hey

Eat the borrowers, less competition I suppose :)

Honestly, good for you

You gotta be my favourite borrower tbh

:0

>:DDD

Ha HA! So that means I got immunity from being a snack! Hee hee!!

Hahaaaa… I said nothing and you heard nothing. Anyway have some gummy bears

-give gummy bears-

*SNATCHES*

Hehehehe sounds like I’ve got immunity from you >:) safe from being eaten!

One less giant to worry about- and also easy to tease since you can’t eat me >:)