matty healy enthusiast

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

m.o.n.e.y // the 1975

me: having several breakdowns, hasn’t eaten or showered in 5 days, on the verge of tears 24/7, doesn’t remember the last time i was happy

friend: hey I’m having a really hard time rn 

me: OMG 😲 BABy!!!! 😢😢😢 ARE YOU OKAY😫I’m HERE FOR YOU!!!! ❤️💛💕💛❤️❤️PLEASE TALK 🗣🗣🗣TO ME!!!!!! RANT tO ME!!!! 👌🏽😩😫😢I am ALWAYS here for you my love!!!!!!!! 💯 👊🏽 sweet ANGEL!!!¡!1!!1!!!!! 👼🏽🙇🏽‍♀️🙆🏽👼🏽👼🏽👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👭👂🏽✍🏽💪🏽

“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.

“Unless you are following the dialogue with an action and not a dialogue tag.” He took a deep breath and sat back down after making the clarifying statement. 

“However,” she added, shifting in her seat, “it’s appropriate to use a comma if there’s action in the middle of a sentence.”

“True.” She glanced at the others. “You can also end with a period if you include an action between two separate statements.”

Things I didn’t know

“And–” she waved a pen as though to underline her statement–“if you’re interrupting a sentence with an action, you need to type two hyphens to make an en-dash.”

You guys have no idea how many students in my advanced fiction workshop didn’t know any of this when writing their stories.

Knowing that trans women of color started the movement in the united states and were literally immediately erased and excluded from what they started is the most deeply jading knowledge.

It is the original sin of the so-called queer community and it damns it from the cradle.

no white gay boy will ever reblog this, watch:

no white gay will reblog this

gay culture is falling in love with any pretty girl you just saw for .2 seconds

hey man i haven’t seen a single similar post (concerning???) so i feel like it’s important to make this.

tomorrow is ramadan. your eating disorder will not magically disappear in ramadan.

allah will not hate you if you relapse in ramadan. be it that you faint or you binge, if you need to break your fast because of your eating disorder THEN YOU BREAK YOUR FAST.

You are not supposed to fast when you are sick. YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO FAST WHEN YOU ARE SICK. IT IS HARAM TO FAST IF YOU ARE SICK BECAUSE IT BRINGS HARM TO YOUR BODY. If you start feeling horribly sick and you know, you haven’t had sufficient suhoor or iftar for a few days or anything of the sort, it is okay to break your fast and even go to the hospital if you need to.

habaybi that have eating disorders, PLEASE take care of yourself during ramadan. It is a month of cleansing and forgiveness, so forgive yourself if you relapse. You can always redo your fast after ramadan.

Jazakallah please reblog this post and ramadan mubarak to you all! ♡

Ramadan 2017: May 26 - June 25

maybe

flo rida “low” was released the same year as the pretty odd tour that’s so weird

shawty had them apple bottom jeans but she didn’t ever hold me

i know the world’s a broken bone, but next thing you know

shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low

bang the doldrums // fall out boy

that ADHD/depression feel when you’re so bored it’s painful and you want to go do something and you crave stimuli but everything is boring and you don’t know what to do

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY

bill wurtz’s videos are like a lucid dream that is also a fever dream but when i wake up I’ve learned a couple secrets of the universe i can only partially remember and also the phrase ‘nice going, genghis’

social anxiety isn’t just quiet people who are shy!!! i may be talking a lot but internally i’m panicking and punching myself in the face for every word that comes out of my mouth thank u

‘I Haven’t Even Done Anything But I’m Suddenly Super Embarrassed To Be Me’ - an autobiography