MJF’s only weakness: Piper Friedman.
Is anyone else completely living for the fact that Tits McGee and MJF are dating? Match made in heaven!
guys.
“Why the fuck would I wanna roll around in Jon Moxley’s blood?” Max, please never change
MJF Lexapro diaries, pt 2
I actually woke up and wrote little keywords in my notes after the first dream as I was struggling to keep my eyes open lol~
- There was a competition to be MJF’s girlfriend - which he ended up rigging in my favor
- We lived in an RV, and there was an obscene amount of kissing and snuggling into his bare chest as we laid on the bed
- I vaguely remember us going for a dip in the pool, after cake was thrown on my shirt by a jealous bystander
- I sung the Fugees’ “Killing Me Softly” to him and he was thoroughly impressed
Now here’s where Lexapro is both a blessing and a curse. I fully woke up, wrote those keywords so I wouldn’t forget later, and fell back. My dreams actually ended up connecting...
Turns out the above was an elaborate plot by AEW for storyline. Max already had a girlfriend irl (not Naomi lol) and I was absolutely, utterly, completely broken-hearted and couldn’t stop crying. Max brought me over to his house to apologize, and the girlfriend was sitting there, rightfully pissed off. Max told her, “Hey, she’s just been through something really traumatic okay? Lay off.” He kept trying to hold my hand without her noticing and I remember thinking “maybe he really does love me.”
Later on, he sent me old football tickets in the mail and wrote on them something like, “This was really fun. I’m sorry this wasn’t in your area, but I’ll take you next time.”
I actually woke up feeling really sad and awful after that. I would’ve been fine if it just ended after the first part...
babyface MJF should not exist.