these posts have the same vibes imo 💯
and this tweet as well
this also
Just so you know, whenever we invent yet another fake fandom character, they inadvertently blink into existence, ill-formed and meaningless, only to be trapped within the hellish liminal space created by the zeitgeist of our collective consciousness.
Make room for Orangutan Johnson
New character origin story! I haven’t made something like this in a while, and I hope you all enjoy! 💕
category of blorbo called "technically i like them but fanons obsession with them to the exclusion of other characters pavloved me into having a negative reaction whenever i see them"
Big fan of this nasty bastard.
Big fan of this nasty bastard.
Padme: [completely unhinged and dangerous plan]
Anakin: You are so smart, babe.
when you think about how anakin’s metric for smart plans are (a) his own plans and (b) obi-wan’s, everything about him and padmé makes a lot more sense
Padme is, crucially, kind of insane in a way that matches Anakin, but also smarter than him to the point where he’s very impressed by anything she does, and so he assumes she’s got more common sense than him.
He is mistaken.
obianidala have a staggering number of braincells to use between them, unfortunately they are all also completely batshit insane and have absolutely no metric standard for what is considered to be a normal plan
Today my toddler INSISTED we open every sauce that came with our Chinese take out so she could sample every single one. She didn’t care for the spicy mustard, she LOVED the soy sauce, she said BLEH BLEH to duck sauce, and she said OH SO GOOD to sweet and sour
She then decided she needed to shove an ENTIRE crab Rangoon into her mouth which gave me a heart attack but she did in fact manage to eat the entire thing with minimal effort on her part. This was after she chanted “RANGOON RANGOON RANGOON!” at us until we gave her one.
Kids are fun and I am exhausted
Literally P
that post influenced me i fear
can i have a fry
okay just one though
YIPPEEE
I desperately need someone to convince my nervous system that the tiger does not exist.
Have a strawberry
...👀will it help?
OK, so not long after I started studying Buddhism, I was told a story at our discussion group.
There was a guy walking through the forest when he spotted a tiger stalking him. He took off running, but the tiger was keeping pace. Putting on a burst of speed, he shot right over a cliff
He grabbed at a vine to keep from plummeting to his death. The tiger was there, at the top of the cliff, snarling, so the guy decides to climb down. Suddenly he hears a snarling from below. He looks down, and there’s another tiger, tail lashing, waiting for him to get down. Looks up, and there’s the first tiger staring at him. He sees that the vine is starting to break. Something will happen soon, and it will end with him inside a tiger
Just then he notices a small strawberry plant clinging to the cliff next to him, with a single ripe berry on it.
It was, without a doubt, the best strawberry he had ever tasted
When you’re surrounded by tigers; find some small joy near you. It won’t stop the real tigers, but it will let you have what joy you can.
And if they’re metaphorical tigers? Ignore them long enough and they’ll go away
I'm convinced that every cat has a Weird Game that it likes; your duty as the cat's owner is to discover what its favourite Weird Game is.
One of the most common question types this blog gets is some flavor of asking if Weird Games are okay. The people writing in are always very concerned for their pet’s safety and welfare (which I applaud) and often looking for an explanation of the behavior (which I have zero ability to give). This speaks to how common it is for cats - and other pets - to enjoy Weird Games.
This video is a great example of the best way to tell if a Weird Game is a thing your animal actually likes: let them initiate! The cat is being carried in a weird way when the video starts, but then immediately runs back to the designated “game spot” and asks for it to happen again. If you’re not sure if an animal likes an interaction - be it petting or a Weird Game - just stop, and see if they actively re-engage. If yes, you’re good to go!
Obviously, physical safety is an aspect of Weird Games too. The cat in this video apparently likes being carried upside down, which could injure it if it happened too much. But what we see is that their person supports the cat very securely, moves slowly, doesn’t go very far, puts the cat down on a soft and easy to reach surface, and doesn’t let the Game go on for too long. The cat also isn’t being held tightly and could clearly get free / ask to be put down if it became uncomfortable or wanted to be done. That seems like a good way to make that Weird Game safe to me (vets, please feel free to correct me here). If you’re worried about if a Weird Game is safe, ask your vet! You’ll make their day and get some useful information.
no u cannot leave this hidden in the tags oh my LORD
silliest girl award
I will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, and the grocery store, and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralyzing fear and heartache
life just goes on no matter what
💐 rainbows in the field 💐
- daffodil 🌼
