my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”

Websites for when you want to:

For my beans 💜

do you ever get mad at yourself because youre not even good at the things you thought you were good at

you absolute fuckers i made this post fuckifn 5 years ago bc i spilled mac on my favorite shirt at the time n every day. every fucking day notifications spill in abt people being sad and thinking theyre not enough. listen. i made this post when i was 13 and spilling mac n cheese on my shirt. mayb right now u are 13 year old me right now, and thats okay, but absorbing these messages isnt gonna help u. u can get good n be good and telling yourself otherwise only hurts yourself and your mental health progress. be kind and good to yourself. we’ll all spill mac. but sometimes u just gotta change yr shirt and make a new bowl. its okay.

character development

In case anyone is curious, you can put 27 toddler socks on a lazy cat and she won’t move.

23 ski caps and didn’t budge. 😺

Four remotes a box of floss and a battery.

Another cat

Repent, weebs

repeebs.

This portmanteau was created from phrase ‘repent weebs’. Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1

Why does a nun have a Twitter in the first place

idk if sister catherine is an actual nun, but most nuns don’t live in the stone age.

i volunteered for several years at a shelter with nuns and they all had iphones and liked to use the internet.

Do…do nuns have memes?

i’m about to blow your mind: they do, indeed, have and enjoy memes.

many of the nuns i volunteered with (most of whom were in their 50s-80s) got a kick out of catholic memes and cat memes.

there’s also a nun named Sister Helena Burns who is famous for her love of twitter. she posts content such as this:

Second picture: “Get on, sister. We’ve got Satan to slay tonight.”

This is so funny both with and without context

I forgot to add the picture

Dan Howell saying oh dear

Reblog if you agree

No one actually thinks all men. Just too many men. Just enough men to be afraid. Just enough men that all women have experienced it. Just enough to make it a social problem not a personal one.

sunday nights can be hard but just know that everything will turn out alright. this is gonna be your week. you’re gonna own it. you’ll get what you need done and something great is gonna happen. just u see. you got this.

do you ever feel like all of your friends can’t stand you but they don’t know how to get rid of you so they pretend to be nice

All the time

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