horticultural lad

aww, they got married <3

laga dyga is an evil hag and she is going to Get you

It took me way too long to figure out what it's trying to say. I was just willing to accept "laga dyga" at face value.

Can't read my, can't read my pofa kerce

my dad took me to see brokeback mountain in theaters because it was not even a little bit promoted as a queer love story, so we had no idea. he was just like "cowboy movie! yeehaw" and then my dad realized what was going on before I did, and we watched people scream and throw food and walk out throwing tantrums, and my very undiagnosed anxiety disorder skyrocketed because of the crowd reaction. my dad asked if we needed to leave, I said the crowd was stressing me out but I was liking the movie. so he said "cool. let them leave and enjoy it in peace" which is what we did, and then I kept watching and I understood™️ and my anxiety did not get better, but on the drive home the only thing dad said was "well! they told a hell of a love story" and he said the nervous dad cackle, and at 14 I didn't get him very much at all, but I think he knew years before I knew and he was trying to figure out how to tell me it was okay.

you want what

California girls we're unaccountable

California girls we're unforgivable

unintentional plagiarism of another post! hbomberguy kill their ass

california girls we're unoriginal 😔

You're from Washington.

california girls we're washingtonian

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

does anyone have that one pic from FF7 where cloud’s name is gay420gay and aeris is coolranch

as a little boy i could only dream.... now as a young woman i can finally start my new job as an anvil

AUGH

AUGH

AUGH

HAMMERS

Yeah they sure are banging her. with hammers. Because she’s an anvil

AUGH

my mom purposely overpaid her credit card bill by 1 cent so every month they send her a letter that says they owe her 1 cent and it costs them a dollar to send the letter plus the paper. she is costing corporations money 👍

Yes, but the added environmental cost of mailing a paper letter...

do you think they cut down a whole tree because my mom overpaid one cent. do you think they make one new piece of paper every time they need one

But trucks have to move that paper!

are you not aware that those trucks would be going either way. they aren’t taking another trip for one envelope

hello my name is billy postman, operator of the world's smallest and most environmentally harmful mail truck. it is one envelope big and requires thirty seven gallons of fuel to go one mile. (I personally am about one and a half envelopes big) my beloved truck is very slow and very loud and I hate both flora and fauna so so so much. I love corporations though

actually i need everyone on here to see this too

i got the job

Litany against unemployment.

I wore a red checkered shirt today and my coworkers are roasting me RELENTLESSLY for it

"which picnic table did you pick that up from?"

"you're making me crave some french fries"

"woahh is that like. A chip truck uniform."

"you're transporting me to an italian restaurant..."

The shirt in question btw:

[image id: selfie of op that cuts out their face and below their waist. They are wearing a large oversized checkered red and white collared mens shirt with short sleeves. End id.]

a collection of my favourites so far :}

[image IDs:

a reply from subspace skater that reads: "bro stop squirming your making all the chess pieces fall off."

a reply from soapoey that reads: "if I was an ant i would crawl.on you. Btw. <3"

tags from thesnacken that reads: "op ready at ALL times to help out at a food truck or perhaps the bowling alley."

tags from samathekittycat that read: "a hand towel i would find in my grandma's kitchen."

reblog from mugenfinder that reads: "is this you?" followed by an image of wrap wrapped in checkered red and white sandwich paper next to a bowl of salsa.

tags from pudd0x that read: "This looks wrong it should be laminated. sorry."

tags from synthwizardromance that read: "you could play chess on that beast."

End ID.]

#get roasted one way or another you funky sandwich

Oh damn happy 10k to my shirt! My coworkers still make fun of me and i still look awesome in it 😎

the human body can only digest 1 slime per day. yogurt, pudding, sour cream. if you mix slimes, they will meld in your stomach and become a sludge. and brother, you do not want that to happen.

OP I think you may just have mild lactose intolerance.

"the 5th celebrity you have saved on your phone -" you and i live in vastly different worlds