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@masha-meow01

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Runaway Crash

This is my entry for @thorne93 's challenge roulette! It's really last minute, but hey, better just barely on time than late, right?… right?

Prompt: Two characters meet through a traffic incident (minor car wreck, major car wreck, rear ending, stuck at the same gas station etc') AND "Is that really what you're doing?"

Characters: Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester, male!reader, and a special mention at the end.

Ship: none

Word count: 1.2K

Warnings: anxiety/panic attack, mentions of domestic abuse, angry dean.

"Dean, all I'm asking is for you to eat one vegetable with every meal. Just one!" Sam exclaimed, frustrated at the conversation that seems to repeat itself like a broken record almost every day now.

"Ketchup is a vegetable!"

"No it's not! It has a fuck ton of sugar in it! Also, tomatoes are fruit, not vegetables."

Dean was about to snap back at his younger brother while switching lanes but was cut off by a jolt forward caused by another car crashing into the Impala from behind.

"Sammy?"

"Yeah Dean?"

"Please tell me I'm dreaming and a car didn't just rear end my baby."

"No, I'm pretty sure that did just happen."

"It's the middle of nowhere, it's probably a high off his ass driver, and I'm gonna kill him." Dean growled, his anger getting worse every second that passed.

Dean got out of his oh so precious car, slamming the door shut before turning towards the car that just hurt his baby, Sam following his lead.

Behind them, a 17 year old boy, fresh off his trial period, scared and shaken up got out of his car, which suffered a much greater damage then the beloved 1967 Chevy Impala. When he saw who was heading his way, his panic tripled.

Y/N wasn't a short guy but any means, probably just a couple of inches shorter than Dean, but with Dean seething with anger and looking ready to murder anyone who came in his way, he suddenly felt so much smaller.

"Sir, I am so terribly sorry-" Y/N started, his voice wavering, trying to reach a shaking hand forward as if to try and shield himself from the murderous looking man in front of him, his other hand holding onto the car door to keep him upright.

"You're 'sorry'?! Well sorry doesn't make it, kid! Have you ever even been behind a wheel or did you just steal daddy's car and decided to roll with it?" Dean was getting closer and closer to Y/N until he was standing directly in front of the kid, a mere few inches between them.

"Dean." Sam tried to get his brother's attention, noticing how scared the boy was and how badly he was shaking.

"You're in the middle of fucking nowhere kid! Do you even know where the hell you are?!" Dean shouted again.

Y/N tried to open his mouth to in some way answer the fuming man in front of him, but no matter how hard he tried no words would come out of his mouth and it was getting harder and harder for him to breathe.

"Dean." Sam repeated, grabbing his brother's forearm and dragging him away from the frightened teenager, who sat down in his beaten-up car, his knees giving out.

"What Sam?!" The older of the brothers snapped.

"Dean, calm down."

"Calm down? How can you expect me to calm down?! He hurt baby!"

"Dean have you actually looked at where he hit the Impala? There's barely any damage on her, it will take you, what? 30 minutes max to fix it? On the other hand, the kid's car looks so beaten up that he can't even continue driving it. Not to mention he looks like he can barely even stand. Dean look at him!" Sam argued, pointing towards Y/N.

Dean turned around, more calm now than what he was a few minutes ago, and looked the struggling teen.

"Is that really what you're doing right now? Look at him and tell me you don't see yourself in him. The first time you scratched the Impala and came home and dad almost ripped you apart." Sam reasoned with his brother.

Dean took a deep breath before advancing towards the shaking boy. He banded down to be closer to eye level to the kid and placed a hopefully comforting hand on his shoulder.

"What's you name, kid?"

It took him a minute or two, trying to catch his breath and calm down enough to form coherent words.

"Y/N." He answered quietly, looking down at his hands.

"Hi Y/N. My name is Dean, that moose behind me is my younger brother Sam. I'm sorry I snapped at you kid, it's been a long day and you were just the straw that broke the camel's back."

Y/N nodded.

"Now I was serious about that last question, do you know where you are?"

Y/N shook his head no.

"Do you know where you're going?"

Y/N didn't move or say a word.

"C'mon kid, gave us some context here." Sam tried.

It took a few more minutes before Y/N felt he could speak, but he managed.

"I… I ran. In the middle of the night. I've been driving for hours, not really knowing where I was going and when I got here everything started looking the same, and all of a sudden I started panicking. I couldn't breathe, I could barely see anything and I was trying to break but the next thing I know I'm jolted forward for rear-ending a car that I swear wasn't there a second ago."

The two brothers glanced at each other before Sam turned to Y/N again.

"Why did you run?"

"Abusive home. It was bearable for the most part, had to wear long sleeves most of the time, but I could deal with that. But everything got so much worse a week ago that I just had to get out of there."

"What happened a week ago?" Sam wondered.

"You're not gonna believe me."

"Why not?"

"You'll think I'm insane."

"Kid, we deal with insane all the time, there's nothing you can say that will surprise us." Dean said in an attempt to comfort the boy.

"They started acting weird. More violent. They… " Y/N took a deep breath and looked at the brothers, who looked back at him with encouragement. "They had black eyes. Both of them. And the whole house started smelling like-"

"Sulfur?" Sam finished for him.

"Yeah.. How did you know that?"

The two brothers looked at each other for a minute, having a silent conversation between the two of them before Sam turned back to Y/N.

"Y/N your parents were possessed by demons. They were probably attracted to them because of their abusive pattern of behavior." Sam explained.

"And what does that mean?" Y/N questioned.

"It mean that we'll deal with it." Dean answered. "In the meantime, do you have a place to go tonight?"

"Oh don't worry about that-"

"Kid your car is beat up and you have no idea where you are. Just answer the question. Honestly."

Y/N visually deflated a bit before quietly admitting he had no where to go that night and that he was counting on sleeping in the car.

"I have an idea." Dean stated, standing up straight and taking his phone out of his pocket.

"No, please, don't. " Y/N tried to stop the man, but he refused.

"I'm not forcing you to move in, but I am making sure you have a warm bed and a home cooked meal." Dean finished before walking a few feet away from the two, dialing a number he knew by heart.

"Don't worry, you're in good hands." Sam comforted the confused looking teen. A few seconds later they could hear dean talking on the phone near his car.

"Hey Jody? I need a favour."

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Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.
my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

OH MY GOD.

MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

JESUS.

But the lack of notes truly worries me

WORK, DAMNIT!

IT DIDN’T WORK FOR A MOMENT AND I HAD A MINI HEART ATTACK

FIRST TRY! I KNEW IT! I ALWAYS KNEW I WASN’T LIKE ALL THOSE MUGGLES! WHU THE BLOODY HELL AM I NOT AT HOGWARTS?! DUMBLEDORE GODDAMN IT!!

OFFICIALLY A PUREBLOOD SLYTHERIN WITCH NOW. THIS REBLOG HAS PROVED IT FIGHT ME

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James: Remus’s eyes are just plain brown. Nothing special- 
Sirius: They aren’t brown!! They’re the most intense shade of amber I have ever seen, are you blind? When sunlight hits them suddenly they are brilliant and clear. They are full of depth you can’t even begin to fathom. They remind me of- 
James: [smirks] 
Sirius:
Sirius: Don’t.
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masha-meow01

In which Remus is @asktheboywholived , Sirius is @lizziebennetnotinjapan and James is @sirussly

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tackylesbian

is there anything cuter than a sleepy girl??? i think not

i can’t believe a vaguepost about my crush got so many notes what the fuck

we’re girlfriends now. happy 20gayteen

wlw gf good luck post reblog and u will get a gf in 20gayteen

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masha-meow01

Yes please

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did-you-know

The rare book library at Yale University has no windows..because the walls are made of translucent marble.

*Heavy breathing*

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cloudfreed

because direct unfiltered sunlight may damage the older books and age them more quickly :)

*EXTREME HEAVY BREATHING*

I WANT TO GO!!

PUT ME IN THE BOOK CUBE

WE NEED TO SEAL OURSELVES IN THE BOOK CUBE AND LIVE THERE

Source: did-you-kno
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ultrafacts

Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

Reblogging because I care about you guys

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bonnieblue85

Important

Rohypnol has an INCREDIBLY salty taste to it. It’s disgusting. And it also isn’t a drug that acts immediately! The minute you notice the salty taste, you have about 5-10 minutes to get somewhere safe or call an ambulance, and it CAN be fought if you’re aware of it. It will make you woozy, it will make you so dizzy you can’t stand upright, it will certainly make you unable to walk properly, but if you struggle to remain conscious you can get about 20 extra minutes of consciousness from the drug before it will knock you out completely. If you’re in a public place, and the person who drugged you is trying to take you somewhere private, start. a. fight. Insist as LOUDLY and as VIOLENTLY as you can that you refuse to go anywhere with them. Odds are they’re trying to make as little of a scene as possible as they drag you away, and if you’re putting up a fight and very clearly ‘drunk’, eyes will turn on them and they’ll either need to let you go, or cause a serious scene, which they don’t want. Don’t just act like you’re just protesting being taken home, though. Fight like your life depends on it even if they aren’t assaulting you. Cause. A. Scene. That’s the last thing they want. 

Everyone should reblog this!

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get-whumped

oi!!

Reblog to save a life

Not BTS but this is so so so important everyone should know this

Reblog to help but also gave me langst ideas

Reblog. Save a life

Please please stay safe!!!!!!

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of-aurora

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

ive never hit reblog so fast

Neither have I

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reblogged

Are we going to make this a thing now? Please tell me we’re making this a thing!

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masha-meow01

I already have sushi planned for this week and pasta for the next… I think I can fit you in the schedule in three weeks… next year

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Happy Birthday!

This is for @thorne93 's birthday, cus she's awesome and cute

Me after spending the night reading your fanfics

This is me, after you upload (really anything, not a fic specifically)

Me when le plot twist happens

When I think "oh, I can finish this in an hour and go to sleep" (spoiler, that doesn't happen, I just cry for like, 3 hours)

And this is for you

Happy Birthday! 💜

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Bonus: How men prepare for first dates:

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Accurate.

Okay but the first set of gifs is not a joke like that’s literally how it goes.

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onemuseleft

One of the girls at work won’t get in the guy’s car unless he agrees to let her take photos of him and his license plate to text to her mother. If he gets mad or makes a fuss she cancels the date and goes back inside.

Reblogging for that 👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼

I’ve had someone take pics of me and my license plate on a first date before & I was okay with it. I’ve also had a friend allow me to view the tracking on her phone when she went to meet up with a guy the first time. This isn’t a joke at all & women have good reason to worry.

i have only ever met 2 people online, and made sure that we met up somewhere that was 1) public 2) close to my home. 

After, I walked to the dollar store that was a couple shops down until I knew they were gone, before walking home.

Louis C.K. kind of nailed it. Men worry that their date won’t measure up to their aesthetic preferences. Women worry that they’re going wind up dead.

The disparity is RIDICULOUS, and the fact that dudes get offended when women try to protect themselves is hard proof that way too many guys Do Not Understand how dangerous it is to be a woman. (Not to mention it’s fucking insulting. “How dare you not trust your life and safety to a complete stranger whose intentions you have no way of knowing”?)

Lookin’ at the notes on this post following my earlier reblog and just going….

Wow. WOW. Look at all these sheltered people and their internalized misogyny.

The point isn’t, “NOT ALL MEN ARE OUT TO GET YOU.”

The point is, “WE HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING A NICE GUY FROM A SERIAL KILLER.”

It’s not like they fucking wear nametags, okay? Moreover, the most awful people with the worst intentions often put on the nicest face or deliberately make themselves seem harmless and likeable, to lull potential victims into a false sense of security. (Read up on Ted Bundy sometime. It’s horrifying shit. Or read any thread on the “Let’s Not Meet” subreddit.)

In order to protect ourselves, we are forced to assume the worst of every man we meet, because statistically speaking, the biggest danger to women…IS MEN. Saying “not all men are out to get you, you’re just being paranoid” is like saying “not every car you ride in is going to crash, so buckling your seatbealt is stupid.”

When dealing with an unknown situation, in the absence of absolute proof of safety, exercising a little extra caution can be the difference between life and death. Shaming women for being what you may view as overly cautious is every bit as horrid as blaming them if something goes wrong later on.

And refusing to go to a secluded location with a complete stranger without letting someone know where you’re going, who you’re with, and how to find you is just common street sense, whether you’re on a date or just going out for business or social purposes.

If your life has been so sheltered (or your coping skills so incredible) that you see no need to distrust strangers or worry about the potential for violence, you should thank your lucky stars.

And you should also be aware that just because it hasn’t happened to you or anyone you know does not mean that it doesn’t happen.

Lemme say that louder for the people in the back.

Just because it hasn’t happened to you or anyone you know does not mean that it doesn’t happen.

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bilt2tumble

Re-Reblog for relevant commentary.

And if you won’t take a woman’s word for it because you are some kind of asshat, men who sleep with men also mirror these rituals because even men are afraid of other men based on men’s behavior and inability to understand “no” or take rejection well.

I’ll stop reblogging this when it stops being relevant

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nitrozz

Alllll of this.  Being paranoid will often save your life.  Assholes who say otherwise need to shut their noise holes and stop acting like they know better. 

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This damn thread!

!

*slams reblog*

Listen up… I know I haven’t worked in years but understand this… I worked constantly from 15-20. Yes I was technically illegally working but, my dad taught me to be a hard fucking worker. I worked for shit pay… Mainly i wanted what all kids that age wanted… I wanted to be able to buy random shit from the mall (keychains, Hot Topic Tripp pants…whatever).

You know what all my hard work got me? I was able to become a manager at the age of 17. I was boss to people my grandmother’s age (I was a fair boss). If someone couldn’t perform their job, my job as manager meant I stepped in and did it for them, while taking care of everything else in the place that o was meant to. I didn’t mind this. I loved this work. It kept me busy.

But I still had to work more (cause now I’m starting to be a real adult and I can’t get by on my shit pay) so I got a career type of job that would, supposedly, pay better. I busted my ass working a job I fucking hated… I drove an hour away every day just to be on the phone for 9.5 hours a day to dive home an hour later (where I then had to care for my mother and my good for nothing deadbeat lying backstabbing “best” friend). I HATED IT. But I did it.

Only now I’ve worked myself so thin, because I’m never caring about “me”, that I have a fucking breakdown after a call and a rude customer threatened my very life. It was so bad I was hospitalized for a week. When I came back to work. I was fired and told I would NOT get unemployment or benefits. That my taxes would not be filed and I was “ escorted” by an armed security guard to my car (no I was not being difficult. I was too fucking floored on what just happened to be difficult).

Wanna know what else these assholes did to me? Illegally seized my medical records and released it anytime my SSN was used in a background check.

So now I can’t work anymore because no matter what I do, future employers see a big ass red flag that I had a breakdown and I’m an “unfit worker”.

But no. I’m “lazy”. I’m “using the government ”

You older generations really think I LIKE surviving on government aid?!

I want to fucking work.

But now cause I can’t find a goddamned job flipping burgers I’m in bankruptcy at 28!

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Don't kill yourself, please.

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

You just saved mine.

I wish I could have saved my little brother. I will dedicate the rest of my life to sharing words like this until I can save one life.

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thesofthuman

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

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