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this blog is brought to u by someone unmedicated

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

Pitcher Plant Pussy Lore

Official Pussy Post

art comic

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements

please bother me with questions and statements

strong contender for my new favorite tee k.o. shirt

Do y'all have any favorite card games?

I know this is the jaded post-irony website and we all wanna be funny, but I am genuinely asking. Please, tell me about a good memory you have with some loved ones and a stack of standard playing cards.

"He may be messy-haired and spaced-out, but he becomes a different person when he gets that twinkle in his eye. At the same time, you can get a feel for both sides by looking at him. I added the glasses midway through the design process as a gimmick to represent his two-sidedness, or the way he keeps his head down in everyday life. His sharp, alluring gaze is somewhat mitigated by putting on glasses, and he looks like an ordinary kindhearted boy instead."

— Shigenori Soejima

he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

FOLLOWERS! fetch me my old man yuri!!!

I HAVE CHANGED MY MIND!!!!!!!!!

if you punish yourself like a dog with hopes that it will lead to self improvement when you fuck up, then why not try nurturing yourself into making better decisions like a beloved household pet instead? dumbass?

Because a steady mantra of "Pick your fat, worthless, pathetic carcass up and put the work in, do it again" actually got results.

Self hate provably, verifiably made a difference to my situation.

Self love didn't.

you'll have to forgive my unwillingness to believe someone whose suffering is so core to their identity that they'd consciously choose to put "pariah" in their blog title on what it means to healthily exit the cycle of self sabotage and torment, but if you are sincerely happy then i wish you the very best and insist that you understand that that is not how many people operate.

Dungeon Meshi - Laios & Falin

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

oh ok. the dwarves in dungeon meshi live in a steampunk world. good to know. But i love the juxtaposition between elves using magic birds to communicate while the dwarves have straight up telephones

and the gnomes are hopelessly dependent on the orb

I want to meet the person who was given the job of designing the communications standard which allows real-time three way calling between a telephone, a crystal ball, and an oracular parrot.