Bruce about to reveal his identity to the JL

Bruce: “I’m going to do something that may traumatize two of you. I am not sorry.”

Oliver: “oh come on Batman you identity isn’t that special.”

Bruce going full whiny play boy: “Dinah! Ollie is being mean to me!!!”

Oliver: blue screens

Dinah: “YOU BITCH!?”

Avengers #14 - "Blood Hunt" (2024)

I’ve seen ppl say that katara ending up with aang over zuko is unrealistic wish-fulfillment on the part of the writers who wanted the beautiful heroine to end up with the loser nerd instead of the hot older guy, but the funniest thing about that claim is that aang is 100% the Cool Kid, and zuko is, without a shadow of a doubt, a loser nerd.

i learned about Shiniuzhai, a convenience store hanging on a cliff in Hunan, that’s been nicknamed “most inconvenient convenience store” in China (x)

okay but brucie wayne IS a single mom WHO DOES work two jobs who LOVES his kids and never stops!!! he has gentle hands AND a heart of a fighter!!! HE’S A SURVIVOR!!!

The preacher may never marry us and my mama may never know you but I can share my bed with you and kiss you like nothing else matters and if that isn't marriage I'm not sure what else God is looking for.

robin war

character: *isn’t 100% good or evil*

The Internet: hello naughty children it’s Discourse time

character: *is actually 100% evil*

The Internet: defense squad uwu

character: *is actually, truly, for once 100% good*

The Internet: um actually in issue 9374 page 297 line 2 they said something that the villain also said way back in issue 27, so sorry sweaty but they’re actually a bad guy

Reblogging for the last one.

#character 1 is a white woman #character 2 is a white man #character 3 is a poc

Marriage was and is a huge fucking issue for the gay men who died of aids alone because their partners couldn't visit them in the hospital because they weren't family

The audacity

Also, being able to be on your spouse's health insurance can be pretty important if you're a sick person.

people are so mean about horror movie victims like. sorry but if i had gone to a cabin in the woods with my friends as a teenager you couldn't have stopped us from reading aloud from the evil tome. how were they supposed to know the ancient curse was real they're like 17

2012 avengers tower dump

movie night

spoiled

“bongos? huge bag of weed?”

(it’s rhodey’s <3)

The problem with modern age super-heros is that they forgot that super-heros are also supposed to save people

And I say that because I LIKE anti-heros. I LOVE crazy bastards. I ADORE morally gray characters who are ready to shoot I motherfucker who did a lot of mess.

And you know what I do? I SEARCH FOR THOSE CHARACTERS. I'm a bitch for Deadpool, Jason Todd, Harley Quinn and Catwoman BULLSHIT.

Thats what they have to offer and thats exactly what I want.

I'm always reading their comics and I'm always having fun. DC and Marvel are literally the few types of media where you can absolutely find the RIGHT CHARACTER that fits all the requirements you have in comics.

So I do NOT understand why somebody in their right mind would bitch about a super-hero not doing that. About a super-hero comic being too "heroing", about a super-hero solving things without too much violence and worrying about peace and compassion instead of revenge and punishment. My brother in christ THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE HERE TO.

Why the fuck are you holding a Superman comic book and complaining about Superman-supermaning if you enjoy gray area characters???? GO FIND THE GRAY AREA CHARACTERS YOU LIKE FOR FUCK SAKE.

It's not that hard.

And I say the same thing about comic book writers. "Oh I'm trying to subvert the expectations of a well known character" Tim Miller and Alan Moore (and every fucking edgy comic book writer who grew up reading their comics since the 90's) did that 80 years ago you're not subverting shit.

Go write someone who would make sense and leave those poor man alone.

We all have gray-area dark and gritty comics dipshit it comes free with your fucking ANTI HERO.

Bucket

I really love bat dork Bruce Wayne.

It’s even better after watching The Batman with Battison. An absolute dork.