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This is your yearly reminder that, in the lead up to Halloween, you should never use activated charcoal to spookify your food/drink
Anything you take orally can and will be absorbed by the activated charcoal, preventing it from doing you any good. There's a reason it's used in emergencies to counteract poisoning!!
Works by Captain Kelli
Please read the individual warnings for each post. There will occasionally be content that is only suitable for 18+ readers.
(Updated 11 December 2019)
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CHAPTER FICS
ONE SHOTS
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ONE-SHOTS
DRABBLES
CHAPTER FICS
ONE-SHOTS
DRABBLES
→ Dialogue Prompts
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Bucky Barnes
Series
Old Love, New Love (Hiatus)
Flowers, Bakers, and Heartbreakers. (Complete)
One Shots
Dean Winchester
One Shots
Sam Wilson
Clint Barton
Steve Rogers
Tony Stark
Bruce Banner
Pietro Maximoff
Stephen Strange
If she’s your girl why is she my boyfriend
Push play and just trust me
This sounds like something that would be playing in a story set in Victorian London slums or something? I DON’T KNOW.
ITS A GODDAMN SHANTY
@honestlytrulymaybe HOT DAMN THIS IS MY JAM *bops*
Asharanni Surana c. The Battle of Ostagar, 9:30 Dragon.
(Hello yes I am in fact drawing again)
mutuals. c'mere. this is a checkpoint. i am checking in. i am wrapping you in a blanket and giving you a nice warm drink. also some pretty flowers. it will be ok.
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
Characters: James “Bucky” Barnes, Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Peter Parker, Natasha Romanov, Sam Wilson, OFC/MC
Relationship: James “Bucky” Barnes/Reader
Rating: Mature
Word Count: 1165
Warnings: Slight Language
Author’s Notes: Aaack it’s been so long. But I have yet another chapter, yay!If any of you are interested, I have considered starting to stream my writing process on twitch, https://www.twitch.tv/marquis1305, so I will be on there (at random intervals, lets be honest). Where you can reach out to me as I write, ask questions, and just have a good time. We are slowly but surely heading towards the end of this fic, hopefully by 40 chapters.
Summary: Shuri explains how they are going to tackle the control that Hydra has over you.
“First thing that I need to tell you is that this is not an easy thing to fix.” Shuri had returned when Bucky had needed to leave. Sitting by your side, offering a bevy of tissues to help you wipe away your previous break down. “It took the White Wolf many tries. And there is always the chance that you will revert before we can release the control entirely.” You swallow past the lump in your throat before managing to nod. “Right… So… This… Might not work?” “Now, I didn’t say that.” Shuri chuckled brightly, patting your knee with her hand. “Only that it will take time and effort. Like anything good should.”
idk how this "prev tags" nonsense got started but i promise you i am not following a breadcrumb trail to find out what those tags were. if they're that funny then share them with the class in a reblog like a normal clown this isn't twitter
There are angry Tumblr users screaming their tags were stolen. I have been here for a fricking DECADE and this is the first time I've had to say #notmytags. #notmypost.
This is a big reason for Tumblr reblogs falling. Twitter, instagram users migrants think REBLOGS ARE SAME AS REPOSTING. THAT USING OG TAGS IS STEALING.
wow can't believe i just made this meme and already got to use it twice
we talk in the tags and then the tags go to peer review and if they're deemed Good Content somebody ELSE will put them in a reblog and publish them
replies also go to peer review and get added to the main post if they pass the board
How could you leave this in the tags, etc.
My least favorite habit of certain (usually female) fans is when they try to find a “woke” reason to dislike a major female character. See for example, the argument that Yennefer of Vengerberg is “there primarily for the male gaze”.
Yennefer of Vengerberg is a woman whose storyline was placed front and center from the second episode and given parallel importance with the titular male character.
Yennefer is a character who is fearless, powerful, ambitious and selfish in equal measures, all of which are traits we rarely see in female characters period, and the narrative (and the lead male character) treat these traits generally as ones to be celebrated rather than decried.
Yennefer is a character who is given so much story beyond her relationship to the male character that when she has a moment where she has to think back to all of the painful and infuriating things that have been said to her, he never crosses her mind.
Yennefer is a character who owns her sexuality both before and after her transformation and her relationship with the lead male character is primarily on her own terms. (And the part that isn’t on her terms: the wish, is something that she gets rightfully angry about. And at no point does the narrative try to say that she made the wrong decision there.)
Yennefer is a character who is dressed according to female power fantasies. Her gowns are wildly designed, with crazy arches and sleeves, and they look fabulous but also very much in line with what a woman would choose as opposed to a man. And while sometimes she is nude, it’s always plot relevant and not presented in an objectifying or dehumanizing way.
Yennefer is a woman of color in a leading role in a fantasy drama that is both helmed and penned by women. (The original books are written by a man, sure, but the teleplay was written by a woman. The showrunner is a woman.)
Yennefer is not going to resonate with every single woman watching the show, sure. But she resonates with quite a lot of them. And she’s crafted with exactly the same “gaze” as every other character in the series. (Including the male ones who are miraculously free of this ridiculous complaint).
ok but do you mind if elaborate just how far all her nude scenes are from “the male gaze”???
in short… male gaze where?? yennefer of vengerberg might be literally the only female character i’ve ever seen that’s been actually empowered while nude. a male-led production could never.
also, she’s dynamite, and if you disagree, please keep it to yourself and out of the tags. thanks for letting me borrow the mic at this ted talk.
I think people are trying to rationalise their discomfort with a woman who asserts herself. People say they want strong female characters, but the second we get one, they start whining that she’s not a perfect woman.
That goes double when the actress is a woman of colour.
i’ve reblogged this before but i just really wanna emphasize one thing, also:
istredhe has sex before her transformation. a disabled woman of color is given her own sexuality to claim and express on the goddamn screen. i don’t give a flying FUCK how you feel about yennefer as a character, A DISABLED WOMAN OF COLOR IS BEING GIVEN HER OWN SEXUALITY. and it’s not treated like a fetish or anything! sure istredd is spying on her but he could have done that without having sex with her, instead we are shown that he thinks she’s hot as fuck before her transformation.
People also like to point out the storyline about her wanting a baby, and while I do see how you could see that as problematic, they adapted it explicitly to mean that she wants the choice. And while she’s definitely a bit short-sighted in the fact that she doesn’t really acknowledge that she gave up that choice herself at the time, that’s okay, because that’s a character flaw. Which is not just something characters are allowed to have, it’s something a well-rounded character should have
Honestly I also think that the way they’ve framed her wanting a child is also really interesting because (to me at least) it doesn’t come off as “she wants a baby because All Women Want That” but more that she’s desperate to be loved and wanted, and it’s an extension of that need. Which, you know, isn’t healthy, but that goes back to her being a flawed character who makes some really stupid decisions, and hello, again, complex, flawed character whose main character trait is not her boobs, thank you show runners 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
(This is thrown in particularly sharp relief to me at the moment, because I’m watching Star Trek Voyager and getting so frustrated by how they cast Jeri Ryan and then used her mostly as eye candy in a tight catsuit. Every time they give her something to do besides glower and stand around looking hot, she nails it, and I’m reminded how much they wasted her as an actress in this role. Makes me extra specially grateful for the complex, flawed, messy women in the Witcher.)
One of the things I love about The Witcher is how they don’t make her always look glamorous and lovely. It reminds me of the interview Elizabeth Olsen did, talking about filming Age of Ultron, and how Joss Whedon told her to do “a calm face” when Wanda was casting spells, because…
Meanwhile, The Witcher doesn’t do that.
Magic takes effort.
Yennefer doesn’t always have to look like a model, she’s allowed to be a person.
And it’s sad that this is how low the bar can be sometimes, but it’s still just something that I noticed and appreciated. They let their actress act and not focus on some dude’s idea of “what’s attractive” in the scene.
I want to re-interate that the showrunner and writing team clearly have put a lot more thought into Yenn’s backstory than Sapkowski.
I would disagree with the idea that she chose to give up her ability to have children - like yes she agreed to it, but as opposed to what, exactly? She was a disabled girl whose only option was this, because she wasn’t given another option. Agreeing to the only thing that will get you any freedom and self-determination, especially when you are not given any other choices, is not the same thing as choosing it.
Yen wants her choice back because giving it up in the first place wasn’t something she had any real say over.
старые добрые электрические пальчики
*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?
easily a contender for post of the decade
