Certified Starship Ranger

ever use monsters to work out your complicated feelings toward romance? yeah, me neither...

happy valentine's 🫀🌿

babe wake up first usa stripper union jus won !!!!!!

x

Not the first! The only one now but there was one previously!

^^ true! the workers at Lusty Lady in san fran were union until it closed in 2013 </3

autistic power couple

Just saw an adult man growl at a qr code on the wall

church bells have been ringing for like an hour

yes we get it the twat is king now can you shut the fuck up and let me hate the monarchy in peace

wrong blog. whatever

fucking. what?

I feel like this picture really gives it context

you know how it is with spaghetti

?????

req'd by @nb-fish

fuck man

you sure do

text: She Stew on my Leonard til the horrors leave me changed forever

text: She Stew on my

Leonard til the horrors leave

me changed forever

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

oh god haiku bot NO

i’m like if a man and a woman had a baby and it grew up in a tumultuous society with undiagnosed mental disorders and unrestricted internet access

Bat Wing Collar // Our Widow on Etsy

Kate MccGwire, Secrete (mixed media with magpie feathers)

Howl movingcastle?

Music Magic

No offense but where are the male porn bots

..and where are all the gods?

Isn’t there a white guy to clutter up my feed?

Late at night I scroll and I block and I dream of what I need

I need a manwhore! 💥💥💥💥

Can someone PLEASE answer my question

I’m sorry but I’ll never be able to see DJ khalid for anything other than refusing to eat pussy. that will always be his legacy to me

No Context Crow #72: Origami Crow