queen of amenstria

me, managing to write one (1) coherent sentence:

SOMETIMES a girl just wants to scuttle on the ground like a crustacean. but we CAN'T.

i wonder who made those vinyl stickers  :eyes:

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

does anyone else do this?

some day ill be able to post this on thursday

it’s out of touch thursday

I imagine myself looking exactly like one of these pics whenever I'm angry

mood

Catholicism any% speedrun

Happy one-year anniversary to whatever the hell was going on with Animal Crossing fans when New Horizons came out

a lecture

“Soggy croissant” is the best insult.

she turned his remote vibe on 😳