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I love my beautiful girlfriends breastforce and thecolabubble!!! |26|Black|Nonbinary|Lesbian|She/They/He|♋
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gaystation4

This is UNCANNY.

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plantelo

This genre of re-enactment of video game logic/bugs/behaviour will never cease to be immensely funny

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jenjensd

Not to mention everyone who does it is so insanely talented at portraying not only the vibes, but being dead on with the motion. I mean the courier in this alone has amazing core strength and rag dolls the EXACT way that bodies do in game. It’s honestly incredible.

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sorry that your last king only liked you cuz you fucked like a queen and ate like a peasant but in this castle we have taste so maybe think abt that next time you waltz in to upstage the eunuch without having an ass as sweaty as he

hold on i’m not done how do you expect to applaud with hands more wiry than even the fools in the dungeon and cheeks that quit three years before the royal cooks son was born, royalty is loud my friend and the jester is outdoing you by simply waving you off

you people will reblog anything huh

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tried a move at the goth club last night called "open dynasty scans" I don't think it was working out but I will try again 😣

Don't fret himejoshi some girl is gonna see you reading "the guys she was interested in wasn't a guy at all" and immediately fall in love.

how did you know which one I was reading at the club?? ????

I light yagami'd that shit

If dupes was reading yuri at a goth club on dynasty scans they would probably be a fan "the guy she was interested in wasn't a guy" because of the overlap of goth and rock music in the yuri. Seeing as how I'm seeing this post Sunday morning she must have been at goth night last night on Saturday. The same day the manga updates to a new chapter and gets pushed to the top of dynasty scans recent. There is a 92.76% chance this girl was reading the new chapter last night because she hadn't read it yet during the day

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being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.

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cromerholt

doing shadow of the colossus shit to her pussy 🧝‍♀️

uhm.... girls only have cocks around these parts, friend

Doing shadow of the colossus shit to HIS pussy

sorry im a lesbian

doing shadow of the colossus shit to her penis?

well if youre unsure i can take over for you

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anophelei

collecting lizards to boost my stamina and climbing the tower to do shadow of the colossus shit to her 17th secret penis

i think the concept of the post is starting to escape us

nothing escapes from me

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