thoughts on polyamory?
thanks for asking! first of all, I think love is weakness by another name and you should be killing everyone with your demon blade
the reading comprehension on this site is awful. the true power is in the demon blade. that's how it kills everyone.
this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one
No cuz I fucking love this sign. It’s not an actual barrier so it’s not like some sort of challenge it simply says “fuck around and you will find out”
Ohohoho I LOVE “fuck around and find out” signs, especially the really dramatic and ominous (but true) ones
(Context for the last one: it’s a WWII era sign posted around the soldiers’ washroom mirror, warning them to never discuss military plans in places where civilians could hear them and report back to the enemy, e.g. in restaurants and pubs in the country. “Loose lips sink ships”.)
I also love these two, which I would place in the category of “You already fucked around, now you’re about to find out.”
Aerated water is fucking scary. It's water that has a fuckton of gas in it, which reduces the buoyancy to the point where you will immediately start to sink if you fall in.
ive been collecting these recently and wanted to add some of my favorites
Official ominous signs
they should invent a doesn't kill you that actually makes you stronger
Vaccines
Literally the first thought I had was käänteiskentauri
Reblogging for many things but especially for that final pun.
The final pun is brilliantly wrought and deserving of applause that is, at the very least, 45 caliber.
hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim
Truly one of the sentences of all time. Wetpilled denimmaxer
you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.
how come?
we have a guy in the tower who does tarot spreads and predicts the most fortuitous gate location for any given plane
Working on some bigger ladies?! Standard wee chicken for scale 🐓
reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now
oh ok. the dwarves in dungeon meshi live in a steampunk world. good to know. But i love the juxtaposition between elves using magic birds to communicate while the dwarves have straight up telephones
and the gnomes are hopelessly dependent on the orb
I want to meet the person who was given the job of designing the communications standard which allows real-time three way calling between a telephone, a crystal ball, and an oracular parrot.
John Harris
