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Call Me AJ | it's 2023 and i'm in voltron hell | i know they said 'the end' but they also said the legend lives on | main: the-goose-ferret
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yelmor-boots

yet another polished avatar that i took way too seriously

i added a hint of bunnies and color-swatched @headspacedad 's blog to get the general palette for the drawing

i hope the resolution isn't too much for tumblr to handle (if it is complainy, I'll send you a smaller resolution image, just say the word)

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Need Lance to be like The Worst Prisoner™ ever. Just summoning his inner Youngest Sibling of 5 to be the most Obnoxious ever. Whatever Galra Commander has him captured thinking it would be so easy to Break Him only to be left crying and sobbing and throwing up. He convinced the underling soldiers to unionize AND befriended the guard yuppers who now only listen to him. While making fun of the Commander in a The Meanest 13 year old way. Like obviously he is still getting his ass kicked in but it is the epitome of this-

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voltron is a kids show for babies who are babies and like giant robots but. a year? a year to topple an empire thats dug its slicing claws into over half the known galaxy? its an impossible task made sillier by such an impossible hyperbole. a year?

keith is going to be thirty before hes walking back into that shack. lance's mom is going to get her boy back covered in scars. a map of the galaxy in pale, hairline slits over his skin. colleen holt is going to leave her latest tenure at the local grieving-widow's-support-group, sixty and tired, to find her children sitting in the kitchen. hunk's parents are going to see a man where they lost a boy. not a man of the early 20s variety, a man, with dark stubble and strength in his arms and shadows in his eyes. shiro's parents will be seeing a stranger. shake the hand of the chiseled war veteran, and feel the way the metal slides, smooth, over your skin.

i want the return to earth to be like wearing clothes that dont fit. pulled from your childhood dresser, well-worn and well-loved and impossibly small. tight around your broad adult shoulders and scarred arms. the sky is blue, and the ocean is salty, and life has gone on without you. its not a matter of "you changed, and your home didnt". quite the opposite. your parents had other children. your siblings got married. your grandparents died. your home-- and the people you left there-- changed. but you changed, too. and you and your home changed in opposite directions. your nieces and nephews dont know your face. your parents cant stop looking at the scar on your neck. your siblings ask you what happened, and there is no answer, because there is no way to say that everything happened. you lived a whole life in the stars. and they lived a whole life down here, on the ground.

[shrugs] or maybe you walked into an empty shack after twelve years

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spaceaces00

Fanon Keith is almost always so emo, angry, one dimensional sad type beat

My Man Is A Nerd‼️

He was like textbook hermit wizard crazy. First of his class to drop out and start his own conspiracy in the desert- mf has maps and radio wavelengths and like weirdo in person research?

I bet he reads science papers for fun

ABSOLUTELY YES

he’ll have like favorite research studies and authors and dissertations bc he’s silly and definitely doesn’t go into rabbit holes in the library 👀

SO TRUE and after he got kicked out he probs had so much time to read. I feel like he’d cite some random scientist mid conversation and then be confused when everyone is like who the fuck are you talking about. Like what do you mean you haven’t read all this shit I kept in my shack while I was investigating alien lion energy??

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