one that has no ending

Concept: A witch cat that’s too fat to fly

What if there was an apocalypse but some people were really really in denial and optimistic and thinking everything will be back to normal soon?

Like they’d be foraging through the ruins of New York for supplies, shooting raiders in the face and saying “Man, this recession is really bad, huh?”

Umm….

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

this post, plus that satire one about the increasingly ridiculous callout culture that slowly became more and more accurate

this one

was anything going on in 2017??? did everyone randomly have prophetic visions????????

Another one from 2017 by @nullsynth

the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls

turns out we had the 2020 vision after all

“the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls” is actually a really fucking metal quote and i will be using it in the future

@handoverthehands it’s from Sound of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel. Referenced as well in Spirit of the Radio by Rush and again in Disturbed’s cover of the original.

And that in itself was a reference to the Book of Daniel from the bible, when the words of the prophet were written on the Babylonian palace walls.

In the real world, it’s not the kings and people in power who see the signs of doom, but the poor people in the subway, helpless to stop it.

what happened on this post

Nothing. This is normal for tumblr

“What happened in 2017”

Allow me to apply Occam’s Razor:

TRUMP TOOK OFFICE.

Saw a toddler was with a giant umbrella that they were REFUSING to give up.

Kid looked like a mushroom XD

I’d really forgotten how much I love this site

We actually have no evidence on whether or not diplodocus causes gonorrhea.

Better?

finally some good fucking news

keep fucking and eating and napping and having a zest for life forever king 🤘

Fun fact about Jonathan:

my advice when it comes to making sure you get enough vegetables is to find a dip or sauce you really like and use that for flavouring. i always dip my vegetables in red pepper hummus or pesto or fry them in garlic butter.

sometimes you have to accept that your body is a dog that doesn't want to take its medicine and wrap your pills in a tasty treat

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

I can feel the autism leave my body when I see someone being an insufferable dork and I become a high school movie jock

Recently I went to one of my favorite museums of all times, the Muskegon Art Museum, and discovered this new bronze by UK artist, Beth Carter, Minotaur Reading. When people think of the myth of the Minotaur it’s almost always in context of his violence, his lust, his impossible body. Here all that is swept away with this monstrous form reading a small golden book. This made me crazy happy to see.

sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language

Horrible job, everyone! Thank you!

my bad damn

the 2024 met gala theme will be ovid's metamorphosis to respect the importance of greek classicalism in fashion aesthetic principles of construction. lil nas x will be dressed as actaeon's hounds, a metaphor for the punishment of black men's existence being seen as predatory. kylie jenner will wear a crimped taffeta toga. florence welch will be in dior as medusa, veiled and weeping. she is a statement about the destruction of intent and story in the face of achronistic politics: medusa can't be a monster if she's a woman, medusa can't be a woman if she's a monster. drake wears a tailored black suit with a black tie and white shirt. seventeen different women dress as botticelli's venus in some form and rip each other to shreds in rage and divine madness, watched over by dionysus, who is dressed as jack black

extremely incorrect. Jack Black is Dionysian in nature. Guy Fieri is Bacchanal. Paula Deen is Hestian.

Some spins on the "mostly male team with a token woman" trope:

OH DONT MIND IF I -

wait WHAT

YOU HEARD EM WE GOT 20 MINUTES

*starts frantically taking off my clothes* as an american i had no idea this was how you used public transport but okay you seem to know what you're doin'