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No matter what bad things happen in the world, let’s just always be grateful that Glee ended before Old Town Road came out

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

What is it about like working retail or service industry that attracts us gays?

good at being fake happy

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s. 

Old Macd*nald had a farm.  

*eieio

i’m going to shatter you like glass

lesbian speed dating can get wild

as a lesbian who is finally getting more out into the dating scene and interacting w/more lesbians im here to tell you this is actually…. so.. accurate…. we really b like this…

My Printer: ZZZZZZWZWZWZZZAAZWHHHHZZZZZAAZWWAAZKADJASKLJAAKSALFJSDKLJSDK

Me, afraid with tears in my eyes: Dont say that 

how do you get a nice body without moving

by learning to love yourself

wow

communication is the foundation

Where are they going? What are they saying?

I don’t even care they just sound so beautiful

they are singing s traveling song

People in medieval art have one out of four expressions:

- utterly pissed

- constipated

- experiencing mortal terror

- dead inside

In descending order:

I’m have died because of uncontrollable laughter.

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

I have my interview with Disney this week…

I reblogged this a couple weeks ago, and then found out I finally got approved for a house and i move in at the end of March!

this post literally got me my new job

Not too late yet, March!

Relblogging to find out how @mainstreetmousee interview went??