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vanilla extract on the wall :) | just a silly bitch. fuckign around. expect zero consistency | im 18, you can call me luna! my original post tag is lunas lies | i talk abt/rb graphic/problematic/nsfw topics or posts on occasion!! not the main attraction but just so you know | JAYBIRD . JAYYYYY i love you jason todd you deserve the worrrlllddd. may or may not post my jason takes/concepts we will c..
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seaquestions

but then something profound or cathartic or powerful happens anyway.

[id: two sketches of ginko from mushishi from the shoulders up. ginko looks at the viewer with a cigarette in hand and says, “goddamn you see that shit? anyway i’m ginko. btw this is not a free therapy session.” end id]

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voix7

ancien͉̖͔t̤͊̒̿̇͑̆ ͖̄͒͊̃̔p͍̬o̩̦̍̈́ͨ̆r͔̥̦̯̬̻̅̇̌̏̐ͥ̋t̳͉̠a̶̧̧̭̼̟̯͉̯̮̥l̜̼̹͘s

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coquelicoq

an oral thermometer takes the temperature of your mouth. a rectal thermometer takes the temperature of your rectum. [confidently] a digital thermometer takes the temperature of your finger.

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blessphemy

i like my wash cloths abrasive. I want my wash cloth ripping up dead skin with the uncompromising efficiency of a diesel powered chisel plough. my wash cloth had better be sanding down my skin enough for me to coat it with a layer of primer afterwards. the wash cloth ought to scrape that skin and dirt off like we’re using the green side of the sponge to get burnt grease off a skillet

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bigchump1994

Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.

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prokopetz

Some day I want to see a show that does the “no filler episodes” thing from the opposite direction. Just a whole season worth of low-stakes character pieces that seem to move the overall story absolutely nowhere, then episode 26 pulls all the triggers at once and this massive Rube Goldberg machine of a plot the show’s been quietly setting up in the background the whole time hits you like a truck.

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v3rb4tim

Incredible one-liners as always

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DIFFERENT WOMEN'S BODY TYPES SHOULD BE REPRESENTED NOT BECAUSE YOU FIND THEM HOT OR SEXY OR WANT THEM TO STEP ON YOU BUT BECAUSE THEYRE NORMAL RAAAAAH RAAAAAAAAAH I DONT CARE THAT YOU WANT A BUFF WOMAN TO THROW YOU SHUT UPPPPPP RAAAAAAAAAHHHH

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