stinkin furry mammal opportunist

i have a puppygirl but i’m not twee about it i named her Killer and i make her wear camo handkerchiefs and shit and i tell people she’s mixed with Rottweiler to feel less insecure about my midlife crisis

felt senshi!!

I think adults need summer vacation. Like let's just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I'm so tired.

Love to see this post getting notes again. None of us are ok.

The important thing is that Marcille did not learn to blaspheme against the natural order to save her girlfriend. She just happened to have studied the art of spitting in God's eye for wholly unrelated reasons, and when the opportunity by chance arose to employ that skill in service of girlfriend-saving, she was ready.

富士山とソバ畑

"ohh what if my kid starts identifying as a CAT because of the trans agenda we have to prote—" well they've always done that. do you remember the psychological effects of h2o on young girls. of warrior cats on autistic children. i believed i was a demigod because of percy jackson. twilight came out and kids were telling their friends they were secretly vampires. this is just a thing kids do. worry less

literally can't relate to the stereotype that lesbians always fall for straight girls. at all. terminally attracted to butches and mascs through and through . praying for all of you though

Honestly though even as someone who's pretty exclusively into feminine people I've never been into a straight woman. Femmes are just built different 💖🥰

source: The Little Butch Book by Lesléa Newman

the birthday girl (and her girlfriends)

HBD MAHIRU!! :]

the birthday girl (and her girlfriends)

HBD MAHIRU!! :]

Having dating apps is pointless. The love of your life is on Tumblr

sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine

making art is so fucking hard. wheres that defunctland quote

This is what trying to get info on insects is like and it pisses me off

[image description: illustration of a search engine results page for query “Cool native bug I saw on a walk”. 1st result is Wikipedia. results 2–6 are “Pest control”, with favicons depicting a hymenopteran face, a spray can, a fly swatter, a dead flying insect, and a flamethrower. 7th result is “Actually good info”, with a favicon depicting a thumbs-up sign (?) and a bug. 8th result is “Pest control” again, with a favicon depicting a yellowjacket nest suspended from a tree branch.]

I watched a show, which means we have now watched a show bc I'm not gonna be able to stop posting about it for at least a week I am so sorry