How Often To Clean Your House (aka Being An Adult)

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As an adult in honestly feeling attacked right now

Helpful checklist if you were never really taught how to upkeep a home (which in my experience, most of us were not)

me irl

I am properly angry.

If you want to tell, why so?

Got majorly misgendered at work. :P

I’m gonna go throw some hands

It was an accident.

Like these HANDS are ab to be

Whenever I get called a “big blog”

There were two guys staying in this house for a week and one of them worked nights and slept from noon to five, and one worked early mornings and slept from five to three am and I was like. Well I have to practice banjo at some point every day so I’ll just alternate who’s angry at me

Banjo Time is 3am until 12pm

more info needed on whether or not you sleep

unironically can I hire you to organize my whole life like this thank you

I made this to show my Catholic friend

Weird Priest Stories

Alrighty. I’m gonna make this a thing on my blog because I won’t be able to die peacefully unless it’s out in the world somewhere. 

A bit of background: I’m Catholic. I’m pretty sure it’s a requirement for all Catholic churches to have at least one priest that’s completely off his balls.  And no, I don’t mean that in a homophobic white Jesus way. (believe it or not, that’s not a requirement.) I mean that in an “our priest may be one weird batshit crazy dude but he loves Jesus and he is Our Priest so don’t you dare say anything about him” kinda way. There’s a priest like that at my church who’ll we’ll call Father P. Father P is the greatest and simultaneously strangest person I’ve ever met. He’s a complete badass who doesn’t care what anyone thinks except for Jesus and like,,,one (1) deacon maybe. That’s what this particular story is about.

My family and I were at Mass (church). It must’ve been a daily mass, because it was mostly grandmas there. Everyone was kinda shuffling through the mass in the way that old catholic grandmas and tired children who are in it for the promise of donuts after do. At the end of the mass, Father P starts talking about a new community thing or whatever that the church wants to do. Now, there’s 2 different types of people when it comes to church events; those who go to and plan and bring the snacks for literally every single one or the ones who Love Jesus but No. Father P. knows that there’s a lot of the 2nd kind of folks here, and he’s pretty pissed abt it. So he looks out over the sea of grandmas all clutching their rosaries and squinting at him and this absolute madman of a motherfucker goes 

“it’s from 6-7. Just come, most of you will be dead in a year anyways”

And my tired-ass heathen siblings and I bolted upright and paid rapt attention to the mass for the first time since they dressed us in baby bridal gowns dunked us into that freezing water. Best homily I’ve ever heard, 10/10. 

And this is a tame Father P. story. 

My dad is making me read the bible and I’m cackling at Judas’s kiss being turned into an embrace because No Homo and “(it was a huge one)”

*priest voice* is anyone else feeling horny for jesus on this fine sunday?

Jesus Christ ascending into heaven

god i love christian memes im so sorry

compilation

Turn your handwriting into a font

I discovered this by accident and I thought it was really funny and cute:

1. Download the template from MyScriptFont website

2. Write out the alphabet and numbers in your style, using a black marker (felt pen). This is mine:

3. Scan the template  4. Upload to the MyScriptFont website, name it, set the format and click “send file” 5. Download it to your computer and install

And check out my result!

Supernatural season 14 but each episode is just 40 minutes of the characters hugging each other. Every single one of them just needs a hug.

Inception 100

Are clowns patriotic

are you?

I’m asking the questions here. Would a clown die for its country

everyone who has ever died for their country was a clown