Little do You Know | OT7 | Drabble Twenty

Pair: Bangtan (ot7) x f!reader 

Summary: In a world where idols and actors can’t date, whether it be because of contracts, lack of time, or the dangers that involve having your personal life leaked, the market opened up for a new work field. Playmate Agencies emerged to supply the entertainment world with highly trained companions for hire. Bangtan is looking for new playmates. And you just happen to be the one all of them choose. 

Genre: Fluff, angst, smut, playmate au, idol au. 

Chapter warnings: Tae is home for a visit and he has news to share. Kinda angsty but so much fluff and thick Tae. 

WC: 5.5k

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“Baby kitten, calm down,” Yoongi started with a gentle smile, hip resting on the side of the marble kitchen island. “It’s just Taehyung.” 

“It’s just–” you sucked in a breath through your teeth, pausing your rampant to stare at the sleepy man. 

Instead of letting your nervousness seep through you, making you lash out on the soft, gentle man who had nothing to do with what was crawling under your skin, you took another deep breath to center yourself. Reading you like a book, Yoongi walked to where you were, standing in front of you and encapsulating your hands with his. You hadn’t even noticed  how clenched your fists were until he used his thumb to relax your fingers. 

Fantasy books stop having arctic kingdoms of all blond hair blue eyed white people.

So this idiot decided to write out all this nonsense then block me so I wouldn't even be able to see it which is a choice.

1) Scandinavians like Norwegians, Swedes, etc are NOT Indigenous to Scandinavia, and even the smallest amount of European historical knowledge would tell you that. Sámi and Karelians are the Indigenous peoples of the Arctic Scandinavia and Kola Peninsula. And no, historically these people, esp Sámi were not that pale so that's just ahistorical and I bet this idiot doesn't even know who the Sámi are.

2) "Mongolic" 🤮. Siberians, Mongolians, Chukchi, etc all can sometimes be pale and sometimes are not. There's literally so many darker skinned Arctic Asians esp with the Chukchi.

3) I actually never said "pale skin" in my original post. I said "blonde hair blue eyed white people" because there aren't any Indigenous Arctic people who are universally considered "white" and blonde hair and blue eyes are really uncommon in the Arctic.

4) You claimed that lighter features are advantageous in the Arctic when actually they are not. Actually scientific research shows that due to the Arctic having near constant sun exposure for half the year means sunburning is esp easy esp if you have less melanin, including in the eyes. Blue eyes esp are very sensitive to sun exposure and esp around snow can make snow blindness occur faster. So your "scientific" knowledge is wrong.

5) Arctic Natives Americans are darker because... We eat fish?????? Huh? Arctic NAs aren't even usually that much darker than Siberian Natives and dude I just gotta say, we ALL* eat fish idiot. Kinda a lot of water up there.

(Obv not all of us eat fish but a lot do, I certainly eat a whole lots of fish it's my main meat intake I don't really eat any meat besides it)

6) I am Arctic Indigenous man, and I'm not even being colorist because I do have light skin, but again this wasn't even about skin color, this was about fantasy Arctic kingdoms all looking like a nazi wet dream unless they're bandits or barbarians, THEN they aren't white and are Asian or Native American, which is obviously extremely racist.

But anyway, the Arctic is extremely diverse with thousands of ethnic groups in it, and to write Arctic kingdoms in fantasy as all white people esp all with being blonde and blue eyed (I literally listened to someone talk about one book that someone was clearly not Arctic because their hair was bleached and not naturally blonde and their eyes weren't blue enough 🤮) Or depicting Asians and Native Americans as barbaric instead which is racist and shows a significant lack of knowledge about any Arctic Indigenous people.

The landlord fears the urban oyster mushroom farmer

I have seen this on every social media site and folks- if your home is damp enough to get full fruity flushes of oyster mushrooms (from stray spores from a grow bag batch), they are the LEAST of your worries. You know what doesn’t produce highly visible fruiting bodies? Most molds. And wood rot. Go ahead and grow them indoors, because they’re a canary in the coal mine if they start fruiting anywhere.

^ the above reblog right here!!! People in the notes saying "don't do this!!!" Are missing the part where people are not deliberately growing Oyster Mushrooms all over their apartment, but that the stray spores from Mushroom Growing Kits are revealing systemic dampness problems that Landlords cannot dismiss and forces them to take action.

you should grow oyster mushrooms, so if they start growing out of your walls, you will know that your walls are probably full of mold as well.

Elon Musk bought the company. He has nothing to do with the development. #CosplayEngineer

No. I will not have you do this.

Dr. Nikola Tesla did not sign bad contracts. He signed an excellent contract with Westinghouse to bring AC power to America. Westinghouse was the big competitor against Edison Electric, which ran DC power. Thomas Edison was a massive prick and Edison Electric went around doing its best to convince everyone that AC power was dangerous, most infamously by electrocuting an elephant to death and developing the first execution-style electric chair using AC power. All of this cemented in the mind of the public that AC power was dangerous and deadly, while DC power was somehow safer.

By 1890, Westinghouse was in trouble. George Westinghouse went to Tesla and laid out the truth: if he honored the royalty contracts that he’d agreed to pay Tesla, he would go bankrupt. So Tesla tore up the contracts. He walked away from millions, maybe billions of dollars because he believed that wireless electricity should be free to the world. Westinghouse went on to bring AC power to homes across America.

Tesla wasn’t a bad businessman. He was an idealist who hated capitalism.

just to reiterate: intentionally targeting hospitals is a WAR CRIME and a TERRORIST ACTION

After all these years, it finally happened

It happened

I had a dream I was a worm

I was a worm in a relationship with a human man

He still loved me even though I was a worm

The question has been answered

You know the Grimm version of Snow White makes more sense than most versions if only because in that version Snow White was like 7 years old.

Like imagine you find a 7 year old in the woods and she’s like my mom is gonna kill me because I’m prettier than her and she’s not kidding. You know this queen is that sort of person. So you and your roommates adopt the kid and tell her don’t talk to strangers. And she keeps talking to strangers and getting poison combs stuck in her hair and whatnot.

Like yeah that’s kinda stupid but also she’s seven. She likes apples.

Also imagine it from the hunter’s perspective. The queen tells you this bitch is prettier than me I need you to take her out in the woods and kill her. And then you see who you’re supposed to kill and it’s a 2nd grader. Like how are you supposed to react to that sort of situation? Kill a human child? No. Because you’re not a brainless evil minion you’re just some guy dealing with a cartoonishly evil monarch. Of course you let her go.

Bad look for the Prince of course. Even if she did age while she was in that glass case. He saw a dead woman and just decided to keep her. And once she stopped being dead he was like we’re married now

He did cause the evil queen to dance to death in red hot shoes though. That was kinda cool.

With the acknowledgement that I'm grasping at straws, is it ever directly confirmed that the Prince wasn't also 7?

See, I think that still works.

You are the guardsman assigned to protect the eight-year-old Prince. You are currently in the middle of the forest because he absolutely had his heart set on "going hunting", and the royal second-grader should definitely not be traipsing around the woods on his own. You let him go a little on ahead and he comes running back talking about how there's a dead girl in the clearing and there's no-one else around and he wants to take her home because she's really pretty, Hans, and she's all alone!

You let him drag you to said clearing and okay, that is one angelic-looking dead child alright, and on the one hand the quality of her clothes and the craftsmanship on the coffin (who builds a see-through coffin?) speak to potential Consequences if you simply carry her off, but also for the amount of vines that have grown on the coffin she looks extraordinarily un-decayed, so you should probably get the court alchemist's opinion on that, and there's no way he's going to come all the way out here in his embroidered velvet curly-shoes. And also this kid is technically assigned by God as your natural superior, or something.

So fine. You hoist the coffin onto your shoulder (it's not like the Prince can do it. He's eight.) and head back toward the castle, Prince chattering blithely all the way. And then you turn your ankle on a rock and suddenly there's a thump and a cough and a lot of shouting from inside the coffin and you have now become a key player in a tense political incident with the next kingdom over.

You should probably ask for a raise.

"MIrror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"

"You know how last time you asked that and I said Snow White, you tried to kill her."

"Yeah?"

"And the time before that when I said Snow White and you tried to kill her?"

"Yeah, yeah, who cares. I for sure got her with the apple last time. So spill it, who's the fairest and why is it me?"

"Sigh, OK, here's the fairest of them all."

"WHAT?"

"Listen, I know you feel threatened, but she's just a kid. Can't you..."

"Ceise your blabbering, mirror. I couldn't care less about the snotty little brat. Who's THAT?"

"Um, that would be the royal alchemist in the next kingdom over. Dark rumors has it that he covets the throne and uses the dark arts to make the king do his bidding."

"A real go-getter. And did you notice those embroidered velvet curly-shoes?"

"Very curly, my queen."

"Send a message. Offer him a mountain of gold for working for me. Oh, and tell them that the brat is their problem now."

"Very well, my queen."

Glitra AU in this?

Or a really cute glimbow. You just know that Bow would be the kid who found a pretty princess and wanted to take her home

enough about the eroticism of cannibalism what about the eroticism of parasitism. this is our body because i live in you.

- Lyudmilla Ignatenko, the wife of deceased firefighter Vasily Ignatenko, Voices from Chernobyl, by Svetlana Alexeivich (transl. Keith Gessen)

Batman returns

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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs

i just found out tumblr was storing over three GIGABYTES of cookies on my device without me knowing and that's why it's been running so fucking slow recently... incredible. anyways everyone go clear your fucking cookies. don't let this website run a goddamn video game's worth of disc space in the background for no good reason.

on firefox: settings → search "cookies" → scroll down → "manage cookies" → tumblr should be at the very top because of how much space it's taking → select it → clear cookies → save changes. done