If you're cold they're cold. Put them in your mouth.

i want you all to take a moment and appreciate that i INTENDED to make an edit like this as a joke and then it actually happened like he cant be serious

Oh boy, I can't wait for my giant lithium battery bomb of a truck to traverse water :^) I definitely trust the company known for shit quality control to make a good product that is safe to drive 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

man oh man how i love the idea of trying to cross a river in a giant hunk of steel with glass that's specifically intended to not shatter for any reason

#my man saw oceangate and was like 'aw no fair i want to play too'

Tesla tried to get out of paying for repairing a vehicle under warranty by saying the driver had damaged it by taking it through a car wash and getting it wet.

November 29, 2023 - Kissinger has finally died! 🦀🦀🦀

You ever find yourself struck with the certainty that an meme will exist one day?

i don’t want to go into too many deets, but earlier this year we got really fucked over by some shit UPS pulled on us and it’s been majorly screwing with our production timeline so if you know anyone who wears a 5-8X and would like a cute skirt, there’s a bunch on clearance right now and it would really, really help out

lol i forgot ppl would decide to reblog THIS post and that i should have written this as a reblog for one of the skirt posts i already made but oh well i guess. here’s some skirts that are on clearance!!

Comictober 2023 Day 2: Cauldron

NO TIME POST 🦀

Found a homemade meme while going through my folder asdgdjk

when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

oh, THIS is why MCR and the Muppets were trending together last week, okay now it makes sense

what a wonderful crossover