https://archiveofourown.org/works/54714229/chapters/138665344
Frat Boy Adam fanfic! Enjoy :3
https://archiveofourown.org/works/54714229/chapters/138665344
Frat Boy Adam fanfic! Enjoy :3
What if I just came back
I tripped down the stairs today and when I landed for a solid 6 seconds I swore to God you were standing over me gently shaking your head and pushing your glasses up your face. Tell your admin she's ruined me
My admin has done nothing of the sort.. and, of course I was. How foolish of you, to you trip over your own feet. Of course, I should expect nothing less from a.. worm like you.
...worm
We are sharing some of our favourite gifs each day this month for Antifa International’s anniversary. Today: Nazi monuments being destroyed after the defeat of Nazi Germany.
karen flirts with the cash register and mr.krabs begs her not to fuck his wife
🍂💐🌷🌸🍁 mr krabs begs karen not to fuck his wife moodboard 🔆🌻🌼🌟💫
Okay but lets illustrate how much white privileged is involved with this story. The weapons this little demon used to kill Grant Nelson were stolen from Walmart. She walked into Walmart, grabbed a machete and a knife, and then just casually walked out the door without anyone attempting to stop her. You get a box of tampons from Walmart and you don’t have it in a bag, they wanna check your receipt. Becky the Sociopath walked out unchecked with literal weapons.
Then she had time to wait outside for the uber this poor man drove to come pick her up. Then she got in his back seat and stabbed him multiple times, pushed him out onto the street, and stole the car. He was able to tell the police who stabbed him before he died. She then crashes the car and is found by the police hiding behind a tree covered in blood. The police try to gently coerce her into dropping her fucking blood covered knives and when she refuses do they shoot her eight times? Oh noooo Lizzy Borden gets tazed and brought in unharmed.
Like just think about the stories that have come out these past two weeks alone. The unarmed black teenager who were literally murdered based on vague suspicion and this girl actually kills someone and is still standing.
The white girl who stole weapons from Walmart and killed an Uber driver was taken alive.
The white guy who took weapons to a convention and planned to kill Jason David Frank and multiple police officers was taken alive.
The white guy who murdered two men who had tried to defend the Muslim women he was harassing was taken alive.
Don’t tell me police had to kill Tamir Rice or Michael Brown or ANYONE else out of caution or fear for their safety. Not when white people who are legitimate threats, even direct threats to police, are routinely taken alive.
i’m gonna be honest i didn’t even read the tweet because i had to hit reblog too fast when i saw this guy’s name is “i like hitting police because i am homosexual”
can confirm that is legit what that says lmaooo
It really does
An activate charcoal AND grapefruit smoothie called "what will your meds do ;)"
Actually its a juice
Wait no this was a joke
you're on antidepressants and you drink this you meet the devil
Ok I just want to say activated charcoal is really good for you. Especially if you have an upset stomach. Take it, and it'll absorb all the toxins in your stomach and make you feel better.
Natural remedies are good. They do work. And we shouldn't make fun of them.
You know how they give activated charcoal to dogs and cats if they get into your meds or drink coolant or anything else toxic? That’s because it binds with meds and carries them out of your system without them interacting with your body.
If you’re on meds and drink this bullshit you’re not on your meds today, champ. You may as well have flushed them down the toilet. So kiss goodbye to your blood pressure meds/antidepressants/anything else you’re on and if you’re on the pill I hope you’re ready to be a mom.
Among its other charming traits, activated charcoal can prevent your body from digesting food and absorbing nutrients and oh yeah side effects can include “diarrhea, constipation, vomiting, and blockage of the digestive tract.” (Source)
But ya know, “really good for you.” 🙄
This is gonna be a very unpopular opinion but I don't care
Also incredibly important
Also, on the off chance the activated charcoal doesn’t immediately suck everything out of your body, grapefruit is literally the (second) worst possible thing you can eat or drink when you’re on medication, as it interacts with a LOT of them, and you should always double check- https://www.fda.gov/consumers/consumer-updates/grapefruit-juice-and-some-drugs-dont-mix
the sheer energies present here..
for the uninformed i would like to point out the many layers of this tweet:
the op, whose name is currently "captain a.c.a.b.", is jeffrey cranor, writer of popular podcast "welcome to night vale"
the quote retweet is cecil baldwin, voice of said podcast, "welcome to night vale"
the tweet is liked by noelle stevenson, showrunner/creator of popular netflix show "she ra and the princesses of power"
the joke itself is comparing the tulsa trump rally to tumblr dashcon, which is a circa-2014 tumblr joke
which implies that all three of these internet pseudo celebs found the dashcon joke funny enough to like/retweet/quote-retweet im reeling
WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE WAS SCHEDULED TO PERFORM AT DASHCON YALL THEY PULLED OUT BUT THEY WERE THERE
Man, how soon we forget. History is being unwritten before my eyes.
Night Vale had to pull out of Dashcon, yes, because Dashcon refused to pay them. Likewise, Noelle Stevenson was there, & had to pull out part of the way through the con when she found out that she would have to pay for her hotel room. The Night Vale group let Noelle Stevenson stay with them in their room. (She has since designed merch for them + been invited backstage to their live shows.)
This post is not just random internet celebrities posting old memes. This is also a toast to the beginning of their friendship.
soappppp
yall I fucking bled for this peice of trash pls like it
oh. I thought it was a photo.
Damn it took me 5 minutes to figure out why you wanted people to like a picture of soap. You did such a good job people think you are just posting random pics of soap.
this isn’t the fist time this has happened, I painted lube and everyone was confused that I posted a picture of lube
Here are some other paintings I’ve done, if anyone’s interested 👀 ( three of these are based off photos)
THE LAST ONE THO
THE TALENT
Bro you better be making so much money off of this-
Actually I have negative $40 dollars to my name, I’m gonna get fined by my bank soon lmfao
Did a quick check of the OP and they have prints available on RB, username sofakills
op doing art so good people think they just postin random pictures smh
ITS PAINTINGS
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!
I could seriously use this money right now….
Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…
I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash
No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.
So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.
Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…
I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR
It fucking WORKED.
Reblogging cuz what the hell 😂
reblogging this bc i saw my dream car for sale and they’re willing to work with on the payments😭
moneys a little short right now… please
I guess I could use some money
I’m desparate lol
I’m super desperate
😳
Could pay for college 🥺
10 of Pentacles please please a girl is begging
sick of some of y’all pretending adam feels the same way he did at 17 years old
Reminder that actors are not their characters. Dislike a character all you want, that means that an actor is doing the job they’re being paid to do.
I got real petty over on the Facebook page and IT WAS GLORIOUS.
This is me, going to check out Legendary Books now…
Publisher: We think that the way the fantasy genre treats women is problematic so we’re going to try and do better
A Fool: If you don’t like it why don’t you make your own!
Publisher: That
That is literally what we just said we are doing
BOY it feels good to be back in this particular saddle!
AHAHAHAHAHA we have a winner for today!
*Snort*
if anybody like me a) lol’d and b) wanted to get my hands on that book series, here’s the link
This is magically what I’m looking for right now.
Hi Legendary Books, I’ll take one of everything.
I literally don’t have the space for any more physical books, but I’ve downloaded every Underrealm book on Kindle. I read The Alchemist’s Touch specifically because of this post and I seriously can’t recommend the Underrealm books enough. they are absolutely fantastic.
I don’t really read anymore, not like i used to. And of i get a masters this year like i am planning to then that isn’t going to change. But hell yes I’m going to go and buy these books because THIS is exactly the kind of thing that i want to support!
YISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
One day I will have a job and a bank account and I will have money from the job in the bank account and I will use some of the money to purchase these books
You’ve always been wonderful to me, twisted little hellsite though you be. Now check this out.
Do you like wizards? Do you like girlfriends?
(Of course you fucking do)
Stick your entire face into a fantasy adventure where two kickass lesbians of color magic the shit out of every asshole they see
Support a queer disabled author
And do it for a buck.
And this is INTERNATIONAL
A bunch of people out there don’t think books like this can ever be successful.
Fucken prove them wrong, babes.
coruscant nine nine [21/?]
bonus: the next morning
masterpost of spongebob moments that dealt psionic damage to my 7 year old self (absolutely non-comprehensive)