couples t shirts that say “please ask me about birds” and “please for the love of god don’t ask her about birds”

they. they dont actually do that right

Local tumblr user finds out gay adults do drugs

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

They should invent a phrase as incredibly evocative as "killing myself" that isnt about killing yourself

Good morning

Her strap game would be insane

im like if someones deadbeat loser unemployed boyfriend was a girl with a job

dragonfly blades

Guitar pick used by Nine Inch Nails in the 90s