please watch this i love him

I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I'm like. Wow. I get it.

I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.

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look I can believe that Yuri wore an open backed blouse but not that it survived more than three minutes

This show has no setting between “off” and “batshit”

Watching you has made me feel like I have to find happiness, too.

Ep. 14 プラチナエンド  F E A T H E R S

Go forth and multiply

Party had extended downtime before rejoining back up to fight a cult. Monk spent her downtime becoming a teacher and spending time with her NPC Boyfriend. Sorcerer, Warlock, and Mystic went to pick her up for the fight.

Mystic: "The guard at the gates wasn't sure if you'd be with your kids or not. I didn't know you had those."

Monk: "Oh yeah! I have 20!"

Warlock: "I'm very impressed with the both of you."

Monk: "Bruin said I could have as many as I want."

NPC Boyfriend: "I should clarify she took on students to teach them the art of gem carving. I don’t think any species could produce that many offspring in two years."

Warlock: "I am no longer impressed."

Monk: "Oh. Ooooh. Yeah, no no. I mean, the spirit is willing, but the flesh is bound by the limits of nature."

NPC Boyfriend: [high pitched and a little scared] "Is it?!"

Monk: "We'll start with two and then talk."

Mystic: "Well sounds like you have your work cut out for you when we bring her back. We need to go kill dragon cultists now."

DM: If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck-

Sorcerer: fuck it

Ranger: I don't wanna fuck the duck

Cleric: “Unfortunately for you [Rogue] here has a major in Homicide.”

Rogue: “With a Bachelor in Manslaughter.”

Me, the warlock: Hey, can I roll insight to see if stuff is going weird in the feywild because we’re not supposed to be here?

DM: Sure! Roll for it!

Me: …that’s a 6

DM: You are convinced that the world hates you specifically.

Cleric, after using Divination to ask if the party should pursue a certain course of action, and getting a cryptic answer about the obstacles we would face if we did:

"I feel like the Raven Queen just told me ‘fuck around and find out’."

Im a half-orc druid and my party member is a Kobold named Vex that knows Braille with a opossum familiar named Egg.

Me: I give Egg a small bit of dried meat

DM: Egg takes the meat and also starts gnawing on your hand.

Me (still surprised the Kobold knows Braille from a previous encounter): I hold out my hand to Vex and ask "Does this say something"

Vex: I take his hand and see if it says anything

DM: Egg has punctured into his skin "Fuck You"