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Mini Loony

@minilittlebatbrat / minilittlebatbrat.tumblr.com

enabler of fictional characters they should do more evil I think it’s funny | Adult | blank profiles will be blocked and reported
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Y’all it’s growing into it’s teen years

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Y’all it’s a t this shouldn’t be hard to keep consistent

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NO ONE SPEAK TO ME

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Well that didn’t last long

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I have… no real thoughts on this, it’s just a bit odd

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I’m not going to lie it’s kinda fun at this point I still have a widget with the og one lol

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?????????????????

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Ok ok hear me out tumblr blue and this orange make just so many sports teams also waking up and trying to find tumblr was an absolute time this morning

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THIS ONE HAS A CAT THIS ONE IS THE FAVORITE

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Huh I have no concrete thoughts on this one

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Spooky spooky spooky

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enbee-ai

nope

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byelacey

very interesting to take outrage over a more inclusive flag at its word lol and by “interesting” i mean question this shit

i love these pictures even more knowing the flyers paid specifically to use this flag for gritty

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Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official

@huffy-the-bicycle-slayer honestly I think this was a massive missed opportunity on the part of the government. I literally learned stuff from osha-official that I proceeded to use IN A VERY REAL OSHA COMPLAINT that resulted in my (now-former) job facing some very serious consequences (as in “you have 48 hours to present a plan and timeline to fix this or we’re shutting you down” consequences). The OSHA employee who handled my complaint said it was one of the best-written and most comprehensive he’d seen in the 20 years he’d been doing the job. The bullet-pointing and management jargon I learned elsewhere, but the forklift certification issues and the lack of adequate safety exits? That was YOU.

It’s not a joke that your blog may have saved lives at my job, because out of eleven infractions I turned in, five were deemed to be “an immediate threat to life and safety.” The government should have offered you a paycheck to keep going as an actual OSHA employee, because you were absolutely teaching us stuff that makes our jobs safer and told us what resources to use if we needed to swing the OSHA club at our bosses and you were doing it in a format that was accessible and popular with your audience. That should be any organization’s absolute DREAM.

So if they won’t thank you, I will: on behalf of about 100 employees who are no longer working in a building full of flammables with no fire extinguishers and no exits from the entire back half of the building, a building where uncertified forklift drivers rammed into support columns and made the walls shake, a building where the HVAC system was full of black mold, thank you, for giving me the tools and courage to pick up the phone and fix the problem.

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lord the peasants are so loud today

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

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kulvefaggoth
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cardinalfeng

Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?

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kirexa
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hahawasabi
don't worry guys I got the fire extinguisher

Achievement unlocked!

Fire post!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE POST IS ON FIRE

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entity56
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xomoosexo

sapnap: 🎵badboyhaloooo you are soo important to meee🎵

bad: 🎵you are my friendddd🎵

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Guys do u know that one meme where there's a girl and like a bodyguard (???) ordering drinks and the waiter give them the wrong drinks so they switch them on the last panel,???????? BECAUSE I C1NT FING IT^

I FUCKIBG GOT IT RAAAAAHHHHHHH 💥💥💥💥💥

Trying my best to spread this

Sorry for not giving the link earlier 💔

I cant belive I've been living without the dad edition my whole life

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frownyalfred

me, quietly whispering to the ao3 page of an author who doesn’t even know I exist: I am obsessed with you

me, whispering to the ao3 page of an author who hasn’t updated anything in four years: I think about you often and I hope you’re alright

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azrielgreen

me, whispering to the ao3 page of an author who wrote one life altering banger and nothing else: I hope your pillow is cool and your skin is clear and you find money in a forgotten jeans pocket

me, whispering to every single person on this post: please leave one singular comment saying literally any of that

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Cartoon with identical looking boy/girl twins that's self-aware of the fact this implies one is trans, and keeps the audience guessing as to which one it is.

The girl laments that her friends are buying bras and her chest is still flat. The boy keeps his t-shirt on the whole time at the beach. Neither of them like using public toilets. The girl always seems to be eating pickles. The boy is giving himself an injection... But it turns out he's diabetic and it's his insulin. Oh look, one of them has a trans flag pin! But so does the other one, because the cis sibling is a very enthusiastic ally.

Bonus points if the twins are aware of this and confusing people on purpose.

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queerical

[ID: #they're actually not identical they just happen to look very similar #and they are BOTH trans #and decided the funniest thing they could do was take each other's deadnames /END ID]

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Going to see children and adolescents dance badly, play ball badly, sing badly, play recorder badly because they are young: YES! YOU ARE LEARNING! INCREDIBLE!

People are so rude about going to watch the children in their lives do stuff shittily. “Ugh toddler dance recital,” “ugh tee-ball weekend again,” “ugh nativity play.”

That guy learned what skipping is this year and now he’s playing the piano the worst I’ve ever seen but the best he’s ever done! AREN’T YOU CAPTIVATED BY THEIR ABILITY TO DO A LITTLE BIT WHEN PREVIOUSLY THEY COULD DO NOTHING? Be filled with wonder and joy!

I tend to be the first to say I don’t like kids when told I should be a babysitter (cause I was a “nice girl” and nice girls should be babysitters thanks church) but omg I love seeing kids learn things for the first time it’s so cute!

I was getting on the train and a small child spent half the trip talking about how cool the train was and they were so right trains are just so cool.

I don’t think I’ll ever understand people who hate hearing kids talk about something they learned see I don’t like children cause they tend to find inventive way to kill themselves like it’s some kind of sport and that stresses me out lol

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