i’ve got prints, notebooks, phone cases, stickers! ideal for buying all of them and shutting yourself off from the world, because you never want to do anything except look at them.
feel free to peep at them and possibly chuck your tender into my bank account! thank you! ❤
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my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games
in case you were wondering this is him
It’s been almost a year since I made this post so I guess I should update you guys on Pharaoh!
He’s still a sweetie but with more attitude and will fuck up your shit if he’s grumpy or if you’re wearing shoes with shoelaces. He doesn’t like that. He watches Netflix with me a lot and cries anytime theres explosions or gunshots in a show. He has so many chicken lady friends who he adores and he has fathered 4 chicks. I tried to train him to walk on a leash but he protested by laying down and refusing to move, so we gave that up after a while. He likes to guard me from cars and squirrels, and even plastic bags (which are his worst fear)
Quality rooster
Honestly, the Babadook officially being recognized as a gay icon is the greatest thing to happen so far in 2017.
Whose Line s12e14
The fucking buildup was worth the payoff
Hawkeye is best Avenger confirmed.
Couldn’t fire his bow but still shot the bastard down.
How can you not love Hawkeye
oh, this old thing? *pulls out my grandma from my pocket*
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you are missing something! although those are the boots of the apollo 11 suits, they’re not what was worn on the moon. neil armstrong, not content with wearing just one pair of shoes, demanded nasa make him another, larger and cooler pair of boots just for walking on the moon.
you can see them here, to the right of the suit’s built-in boots.
photos of armstrong on the moon prominently feature the boots!
although i couldn’t find any official nasa photos of the bottoms of the boots, i could find something even more interesting! an x-ray of the boots “taken as a last minute check to see if there were any foreign objects that could compromise the integrity of the spacesuit during the mission, such as broken off tips of needles that were used in the stitching process”
the thick vertical lines are the treads at the bottoms of the boots
on a more pragmatic note: if nasa was faking a moon landing with a $150 billion+ budget, do you really think they’d mess up something as simple as a boot print?
Truly uplifting to know there are capybaras in a little hot spring in Japan listening to Patsy Cline.
This is how im tryna be
This is the most heteronormative thing I’ve ever seen in my life…………
Why are straight people like this
So…. which is which……
i can’t stop laughing thinking about how opaque and incomprehensible this would be if u encountered it while dissociating
my autistic ass: heads on into the Quiet Door praying for peace
this reminds me of that cafe where they had chalk drawings of cats… one was blue, the other pink. headed to the wrong door. like if you keep that shit separate be explicit
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