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i have tourettes where I say sudden funny things but never any slurs because I am good boy 😇 I have OCD but not the one that makes me really concerned about piss and shit but the movie one that makes me line things up properly nice and neat because I am a good boy 😇 I have bipolar but not the one that makes me act embarrassingly in public because I am on the highest point of a downward curving emotional pendulum swing, but the one that makes me creative af via safely utilizing my tendency towards extreme emotions in my art (because I am a good boy 😇) I have autism but it's the one like from the movies where I'm good at math or being a detective, and not the one that makes other people hate me so bad they want to kill me because I am annoying to them. because I am a good boy 😇 I have schizophrenia too but I also don't, because somehow in the cultural lexicon no one who has schizophrenia is a good boy and there is rarely a stylistic bullshit depiction of the condition, but I'm still a good boy 😇 society knows this. society knows this.

I’m going to scream. Pushback on the narrative that climate breakdown can be averted by individual decisions centres around the fact that NORMAL PEOPLE do not contribute to a significant amount of carbon emissions cos the average NORMAL PERSON emits 7 tons of CO2 a year. Not Taylor fucking Swift who has emitted over 8000 tons of emissions this year SO FAR. Her CO2 emissions from private jet use alone are equivalent to that of TWO THOUSAND normal people. We absolutely should be blaming individuals if those particular individuals are emitting two thousand people’s worth of emissions.

“We should be addressing structural issues” my brother in Christ widespread private jet use is a structural issue. Celebrity culture and the extravagant lifestyle that comes with it is a structural issue. These are whole industries that are massively impacting climate breakdown but because Taylor happens to be the most egregious case her stans want to pretend it’s not a problem. Stan culture really is a disease

We really do need to bring back the word "trolling" and warning ppl not to feed the trolls

That TikTok of ppl pouring tomato sauce directly on the counter, adding spaghetti & mixing it with their hands while commenting how great of an idea it is? Yeah, we used to call that trolling, it's pathetic & bc all they want from it is attention, the best thing is not to give them any. Block & move on.

I keep seeing it on here too. Someone comments something outrageous on a post & gets dozens of ppl to respond, filling the entire comment section & making it unusable. And on Instagram, a comment saying "I hate colors" on a post of someone showing off colorful art gets 100 replies while positive comments get none. Congrats, you've fed the troll. Now stop doing it.

Trolling used to get you banned from forums. Now they call you an influencer and give you brand deals & ad revenue. That's why it's more important than ever not to feed the trolls, especially in spaces where any attention is good attention and getting yelled at by 10k ppl in the comments counts as "engagement", boosting your troll post in the algorithm.

i love when the “it is my god given right to remain miserable and take things personally. fuck you for making a post about the importance of drinking water. a bottle of dasani tried to kill me in the fourth grade” crowd and the “you guys are so stupid. you can actually cure every disease on earth with diet and exercise. no i’m not ‘lucky’ to be in ‘good health,’ i just take care of myself :) i have a superiority complex about this by the way” crowd start arguing. it’s a real unstoppable force v. immovable object situation

Saturn Devouring His Son, Me, BALLOONS, 2021

Our faces were very close, mine lower, his higher, leaning together as we peered out from under the burning hood at the swirling greyness all around.

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Okay okay okay so you're saying Netflix canceled L&Co and are bold enough to have a completely different story it does not remind me of anything really instead of just continuing the story of Lockwood?

Okay interesting I'm so mad I'm trying to handle myself I wanna throw up

anyone else watching Mrs Davis? at first i was like, this looks like another warrior nun except with AI instead of demons but like. i have no idea wtf is going on and i can't stop watching. she's having literal sex with brown Jesus in a restaurant? and the pope is angry at god bc he ditched him for a woman? it's too blasphemous to be secret christian propaganda but also I'm not sure it's not? what is this show and why haven't i heard anyone mention it? it's like the big lebowski except with god instead of pot.

MRS. DAVIS (2023) 1x03 // 1x04 // 1x06 ↪ Wiley + falling

JAKE McDORMAN as Wiley in MRS. DAVIS (2023)

MRS. DAVIS (2023) 1x06 “Allison Treasures: A Southern California Story”

his insecure manboy charm has bewitched me

BETTY GILPIN as Simone and JAKE McDORMAN as Wiley in MRS. DAVIS (2023)

When you’re a power couple in different fields and you hate each other but low key don’t.

For how many amazing characters there are in this show, I’m amazed for the #162525th time that there’s no fandom for Mrs Davis here. There is:

It’s also really fucking funny in absurd way, but really meaningful too, you can do so much meta of it that I’m writing an essay on it

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