Sneeze Queen

I just want a pretty, needy, wet cat of a man to sniffle up to me, hold me tight and put his big, sensitive nose in time-out between my titties.

Underrated hot snz thing?

When someone has a crumpled/balled up tissue, and they bring it to just their nose and stifle into it. Especially if they’re usually a pretty neat person when they’re sick.

Listen, listen *inhale* :

Thanks for your attention

Purring at the thought of Person A not being able to control themselves any longer and sneezing their tickle out as Person B, their colleague, blinks in disbelief because how long has this guy been holding those in??? Person A, despite holding their fit in at first, sneezes SO unapologetically too. They’re loud, wet, and most importantly uncovered. They don’t care that Person B is blatantly staring at them — all they need to focus on is getting rid of that feathery tickle that keeps thrumming inside those twitchy, flaring nostrils.

Nsfw!!!🥵 snz sesh idea

making a ✨variety pack✨ snz wav for your shy snzfucker partner, then giving them earphones to listen to it while getting them off…

You slowly tease, then soon observe/feel them get visibly more aroused during a certain part… then asking them, “ohh~ you sure liked that~ which sneezes were those?..”

and watch them embarrassingly stutter “t-those stifled ones..” or “the.. ngg.. harsh s-sneezes” all while holding back their moans as you purposefully get them off harder 🥵

and once the wav ends, you reward their admittance and endurance by inducing those specific sneezes just for them in real life, until… 💦

Um…you see… I Went a little bonkers on this one

i just want you to imagine being in a movie theatre, watching a film. there aren't a ton of people in the theatre, but there is someone about a seat or two away from you. you came alone, and so did they. they sat down a bit after you did, and you can't exactly blame them as you did pick the row with the best view.

the film is starting, and it seems like you won't be entirely focused on the story. They're wearing a hoodie, and they keep reaching into their hoodie pocket for a tissue. At first it was just a couple sniffles, but as the movies goes on, it slowly devlops into quiet, breathy hitches that give away how much work they are putting in to holding in their sneeze.

their eyes are slightly watering and their nose is red, which you can clearly see depsite the darkness of the theatre.

they manage to keep their sneezes quiet, but they begin to get...messy. so messy, in fact, that they're about to run out of tissues. the cold air blasting in isn't exactly helping either. they're furiously rubbing their nose, trying to be quiet, but snuffles are carried very clearly to your flushing ears. your heart is beating so quickly you feel your own face heating up.

eventually, it all comes to a head. they hitch, and hitch, and hitch until one loud sneeze rings out. its almost stilfed, but not quiet, you can hear the itch releif in the exhale that comes out afterward. it seems they've run out of tissues, but a steady trail of snot has shot out of their right nostril. sympathetically, you tap their shoulder and hand then a napkin to clean up their face. they thank you quietly, cleaning their upper lip and huddling closer into themselves and their hoodie.

they sniffle, wiping their nose on their sleeve. you might need to do a bit of cleaning yourself up by the end of the movie.

btw until getting on snzblr i just assumed sneezing more than a couple times from a cold was like. idk. a media troupe. like. made up for dramatic affect i just didnt think it was real. i am recently finding out, no, people do catch colds and just sneeze throughout the day from them. what!!!!! !!!!! how does it feel to be the hottest on earth Huh.