Peaches

Current whittling project: driftwood wood spirit windchime! Piece 1 of 5 is carved, 5 faces total on it. Just needs a little cleanup and then I can start on the next!

my warm heart for your cold hands

@francisforever2014​ \ @ruhlare​

kofi

The urge to take his panty-band revolver and run is soooooooo tempting.

i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn't find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.

this painting is what ultrakill speedrunners see when they close their eyes. if you showed this to the romans who flogged jesus theyd think this painting is excessive. this painting is the blood cavern from space funeral. it's the color out of space.

jegus tapdancing christ it is actually that bad

my favorite tags on this so far:

-it looks like AM tried art therapy -martyr logarius when you get him to second phase -this is the horror Jerma peeped upon -girl what in the iron lung fuck -here is like if a painting from layers of fear was real -meat world portrait -What do you throw at a painting that already looks like it’s had tomatoes thrown at it -oil on raw steak

@entities-of-posts wanna hear your thoughts on this monstrosity

There’s so much going on here. It looks like gore, it looks like decay, it looks like a man in hell. The toxic monarch butterfly at his shoulder - did you know they’re not picky about what life fluid they drink and from what source, that they’ll gladly drink blood and the juices of decomposing corpses? This is a startlingly honest portrait of the king of a falling colonial power. This is the violence and rot of the empire.

The Slaughter, with hints of the Corruption.

Half moon (=｀ω´=) ...wallpaper size on Patreon ^_^

Teacup headphones

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"I remember when i used to be a violinist, chat..... oh sorry i misspoke, i remember when i used to eat violinists... good times." -BBH 2024

life is full of loss. luckily, it is also full of a constant stream of new things. endings are always followed by beginnings.

Why is my experience of ticks so DRAMATICALLY different than others'. ???? People in the notes of my educational tick post are like "yeah i used get like 12 of them every time I walked outside but now i've only been bitten a couple times this year" ????

Y'all i've been wading and crouching in waist-high weeds and grass, stomping around in brush, even climbing and crawling on hands and knees in the woods, almost every day and i rarely pick up any ticks at all. I've only been bitten by a tick once. Like. In my life

Like i've been getting so down and dirty in random fields and thickets that I come out with random bugs on me and twigs and leaves stuck on my hair and clothes. Yesterday there was a grasshopper just sitting on my shoulder. No ticks though. And i do check!!

The consensus seems to be that I am just yucky probably?

With mosquitoes it's wildly variable. A couple years ago I got at least 50 mosquito bites at once that all turned into huge red welts and it was terrible, but over the past year I haven't gotten any at all, which is bizarre cause i've been hanging out around ponds and wetlands a lot

I'm also not allergic to poison ivy so basically I'm too powerful

same actually, right down to the poison ivy insensitivity! I do get bitten occasionally by mosquitoes but I've only ever gotten chomped once by a tick, and I haven't found one on me in years despite basically living in the woods and checking for them constantly.

I think yucky human might just be a thing for ticks

say what you will about amelia richardson. but as far as i can remember, she is the only love interest to escape sam’s serial killing penis curse.

@souporsaladnatural when i tell you i CACKLED

some people need to hear this: popularity on tumblr dot com is worthless. what matter is that you treat people kindly. hope this helps <3

Värmland, Sweden (May 14, 2019).