Life has many doors, Ed boy

(The worst headcanon I've ever made)

(The seven swordsmen are all required to learn how to catch fish by hand. Like bears. No weapons. No Justus. Bare hands.)

(Kushimaru several times tried to cheat using vines, a net and twine but Jinin kicked…or rather punched him on the account of his height…. in the ‘chestnuts’ for cheating.)

(Zabuza, Kisame and Jinpachi passed. All completely capable of handling fish. Zabuza is already proficient in hunting, Kisame just naturally caught the fish like the beautiful freak of nature he is, and Jinpachi already has experience with fishing due to his upbringing as a son of a fisherman.)

(Juzo actually thought you were required to catch the fish with your mouth. Thus explaining that huge scar on his cheek. But he passed.)

(Fuguki’s only form of exercise. If he wears a fur coat he legit looks like a bear.)

(Ameyuri and Raige didn’t do so well. So they would cheat by using their lightning release to kill and than grab the fish. Jinin later found out and punished them with a bamboo stick to the arms. They later learned and never cheated again.)

(Chojuro somehow caught a baby crocodile but never passed.)

(Suigetsu and Mangetsu were too busy swimming cus they’re both wet bois and very immature to listen to Jinin. Jinin later gave up and let them do as they please because they’d both disappear in the water for hours and he’d be standing there looking at the water like he’s reevaluating he decisions in life. Which most likely he is because those two together are unbelievably difficult to deal with.)

(Jinin is the master of barehand fishing.)

new cool posture

@galaxy-dragon123 ……

Okay that is some damn good editing tho

why are porn addicts like this

Has this been done yet?

TF2 lore in a nutshell: How Demoman lost his eye

Original explanation: Explosive accident.

Retconned explanation: A wizard did it.

when you have the motivation to do art but don’t know what draw, so you’re just there like

wanna see something extremely cursed?

the abdomination child of fox and bunny

“Mmmmmmmwhacha saaaaay.”

-Admin Kushimaru

Inktober day 1: “Swift”

“In Kirigakure, there is a saying; “Don’t fallow the white rabbit, it may show how will you die”….there is a rare variation of rabbit called “Kaguya Hares”. They have a pearly white coat and are fast enough that they can out run even the fastest shinobi. However after years of over hunting them and mistaking them for ordinary winter coated rabbits…they disappeared. Some say if you see one today, you’ve actually seen the ghost of a kaguya rabbit, and it can spell death if you fallow it.”

Inktober day 2: “divided”

“Jinin Akebino was more then just a Swordsmen….according to bossman he was an inspiration, a war hero. He fought through platoons of shinobi and decimated defenses that were unimaginable. However, when I met him…he was…rather somber about his fight in the Third Shinobi war…he said that “a war to protect is to slaughter the wolves and a war for ruin is to slaughter the sheep.”…this was before he disappeared before he claimed retirement…after a few years…I can’t help but think…with what Kirigakure stands for today…was Lord Akebino…disappointed with our generation? I mean…he fought in a war to protect our village. Did he reach the nirvana of battle? Did he discover what it means to fight not for slaughter…but for honor?

Inktober day 3: “Poison”

“At the weapons facility, have a very special brew of poisonous applications ranging from all sorts of uses. I honestly don’t use poisons myself mostly because I can’t trust myself to remember what weapons I added the toxins to. However this is also a story of how the Hozuki got their clan motif: the lantern fruit. The earliest founding clans all specialized in different weapons. The Hoshigaki were sword users, the Kuriarare were senbon users, the Kaguya were blunt force weapon users and the Hozuki were masters of natural toxins and herbal remedies that went very nicely with their water release. They settled in an area chock full of these plants and they’ve used it in their weapons ever since.”