OBI WAN KENOBI - EPISODE V + Flashbacks

Do not cite the old magic to me. I was there when it was written.

Sometimes I look at the Big Hair People in the comics I wrote back then and have to remind myself that, actually, they were, if anything, understated.

Okay but how did they all get their hair like this? I'd do anything to have this kind of volume.

It's permed, then heavily teased, then sprayed with about half a bottle of Aquanet while you blow dry the hair with your head upside down, then you blow dry the bangs while combing them higher and higher and spraying the other half of the can of Aquanet. You have to add so much hairspray that your hair feels lacquered.

I'm not even sure they make hairspray with that kind of hold anymore?

to get that kind of volume you have to be willing to put a hole in the ozone layer

My favorite SW-battle ever!

revisiting star wars is really about rediscovering just how unhinged john williams really is. there’s a reason they picked him to make the olympic sport anthem, a universal theme song for the entire planet. literally insurmountable skill on display in every composition. It takes an absolute champion among the human race to wake up every day knowing you’re the guy who made Duel Of The Fates. and he did All Of That. For Space Wizards.

I feel like it could be a bonding moment

Bonus:

On task.

(still can’t stop drawing Obi-wan, help)

catgirl strip club but all the poles are scratchposts

(Cat Lunch Break - KC Green)

THAT'S WHERE IT'S FROM?!

This is hilarious on its own, but can we talk about how sweet and social the grey cat was being? That right there was empathy, folks. Cats aren’t assholes. They just have very different social norms than humans and dogs do.

he was like

let me- let me help you

White is fighting against the box. Grey is fighting against stupidity.

Both of them are losing.

non-practicing slut. is this anythign

i am not a whore but i believe in their beliefs

I'm curious. what job would you do if money was no object (you just automatically had an income you could live comfortably on)? including work like volunteering, studying etc. please share in the tags :)

This starts out as a nice gesture, then quickly becomes absolutely ridiculous.

1,024 dice. Man.

The transition from innate human kindness wanting to pass something forward and monkey brain want make chaos is really sharp and sudden.

This is the End Goal of Capitalism

I have had strong visions of the need for a specifically geriatric care orientated fast response team for evictions,.

Everyone: It is going to be on us NOT to hand out money to studios who do this. This is WRONG and WE have to send a message with our wallets.

HE LITERALLY SAID TO NOT USE HIS VOICE IN PROJECTS ON HIS WILL

"AO3 doesn't need a "dislike" button"

Um, actually, it already has one. Depending on your specs, it might look a little different but over all it looks kinda like this:

You can find it at the corner of your screen, which corner is dependent on your layout.

Anyway, if you dislike a fic, you can hit this Dislike Button until the fic goes away. It really is pretty amazing actually.

she tower on my babel till I ἐπιούσιον

#ἐπιούσιον is a word that’s only ever used in the Lord’s prayer#with extreme controversy surrounding its translation#i suspect the joke here is that this post forces the reader to do a bunch of linguistic research#only to not come up with a conclusive answer#mimicking the experiences of those who built the tower of babel#this has been another installment of overexplaining jokes until theyre not funny anymore with autistics via @exbeekeeper​

ok but you just saved my ass 30 minutes of research by explaining the joke and now i can laugh at it sooner you didn't make it not funny you made it funny faster

Honestly why would you hide this in the notes