Oh The Feels People...The Feels lol

It's me. I'm the distant aunt.

epic... rap battles of history..... puppy .......................versus..................... kitty......................... BEGIN!!!!

everyone go home this is the only good addon to this post

Louis photographed at the press conference.

Tecate Pa’l Norte Press Conference. (30 March 2024)

What if Steve is a famous model and Eddie is a rockstar, both still pretty down to earth that they move around without bodyguards...

They bump into each other at a corner, and literally bump into each other - Steve somehow lost his contact lenses and he's half-blind without them, his agent Robin is traveling, he'd rather lose both of his eyes than to call his parents, and so he's trying to get to a pharmacy/optometrist/somewhere else just based on memory and touch.

Eddie is walking, not paying much attention and listening to music, when he's knocked back by a very apologetic squinting guy who might as well be very pretty, if he looked straight at Eddie - which is very much not possible, as Steve later explains, Eddie is a very blurry blob to him, although a very kind blob. Also a really nice sounding blob.

When Eddie collects his things and his heart off the streetwalk, he offers to walk Steve to the pharmacy. After asking if it's okay, he offers Steve his arm and leads him carefully to his destination. Steve is still mostly staring at the ground, trying to fight blurry nausea, so Eddie doesn't really know what he looks like, except that his hair is magnificent.

They reach the pharmacy, Steve is so thankful that he wants to invite Eddie for coffee, but before he can do that, Eddie receives an urgent call from his agent and needs to leave.

They both - not without a tinge sadness - think they won't see each other again.

Except the next day there's a wave of tabloid headlines: "CORRODED COFFIN'S EDDIE MUNSON FINALLY SETTLES DOWN?! THE ROCKSTAR SEEN WITH REDKEN'S MODEL STEVE HARRINGTON!" and there are pictures of Steve and Eddie, side by side, and it really looks like a romantic walk rather than what it was.

When Eddie's agent Chrissy calls, half-amused, half-concerned, Eddie stops her with a single sentence: "Can you get me his number?!"

Chrissy snorts in the phone. "Give me an hour."

It takes her 33 minutes in total, and she secures a date with Robin for herself as a bonus.

And as for Eddie? He opens his message with "Hey Steve, how come you never told me it was a date? I would have brought flowers!" and gets an immediate response of "You would have, huh? Then bring some today at seven, the pizzeria next to the pharmacy. I like sunflowers. See you there, Eddie. And this time, I mean really see you."

The "see you" jokes stay with them for the rest of their lives.

It's important to read to your kids but not too much lest they start saying words like "perchance" and "undoubtedly"

what social media taught me is that i have smart privilege, i really thought intelligence was normal cuz my dad is smart, too, but it turns out most of y'all are absolute stupid asses and i have the blessing of being able to recognize that and the curse of having to suffer seeing that play out cuz y'all are allowed to confidently say stupid shit online.

Steve who absently touches his face a lot + Steve who wears glasses = Steve whose glasses are constantly smudged

He does his best to wipe them off, but most of his shirts aren't made from a good fabric for it, and they mostly just end up smudged in a different way

Eddie, on the other hand, is almost constantly wearing soft-worn t-shirts and flannels. He starts offering to clean Steve's glasses for him when he notices him struggling with it. After a while, it just becomes habit to take Steve's glasses and wipe them off when he sees they've gotten smudged. Like he just. Sort of plucks them right off of Steve's face, cleans them, and puts them back on for him. Without asking or saying anything. And Steve just lets him

No, they are not dating

INCOMING!! 🦖💨💨

btw eid mubarak to all my muslim friends!!!!! i hope everyone had a fulfilling ramadan and that u get to celebrate the day with ur loved ones and eat a lot of yummy food 🫶🏽🌹✨🌷✨❣️

Another day another slay for Louis Pookie Tomlinson 😍

Watching twilight on a poorly hung projector. (x)

i couldn’t fucking resist

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

@fandomlife-confessions 

Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.

wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella. So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along

The warm water of the ocean did what now

he betrayed me this she betrayed me that. MAPPA SAID THERE WAS GONNA BE A YURI ON ICE MOVIE