this shot is quite literally insane dude I could write a whole essay about it. The director was like “Oh hey guys let’s do a close up on their hands to emphasize the importance of this gesture (as if making someone a mixtape isn’t already romantic enough), their fingers just inches apart to show have close but yet far away they are, that they share these little moments of intimacy but the weight of the unspoken feelings lingers heavy in the air oh and yeah let’s also make it look like the god damn fucking Michelangelo painting.. but nothing to see here.”

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

our beautiful rail line... (so far)

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Keep hammerin' boys, we have to connect the SuperWhoLock blogs to the gimmick blogs by the end of the month or we'll fall behind schedule!

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...Okay this is funny.

Wait, you, tumblr user @pointless-achievements, have not read Discworld?

it's on my endless and eternally expanding list of things to read that i never actually get around to reading

why is every song from phineas and ferb a banger.. how is that possible

is this site populated by 10 year olds

Have you ever heard a Phineas and Ferb song

Sometimes I remember that all lesbianism is named after 1 really gay lady from 4000 years ago. Whether you use the term Sapphic or lesbian, it still is from her which is hilarious, hope she enjoys being women loving incarnate

I think the Jedi council should have at least considered sending obi-wan over to Dooku to be like “yes hello I am here for sith training” just to see what would happen

Obi-Wan: Grandmaster? Umm sorry to be bothering you and I know you aren't apart of the order anymore, but could you help me find some info on this dark side technique? I think it'd be super useful but I obviously cannot go to Master Nu.

Dooku: *bursting with joy of getting to hand with his lineage and infodump* Absolutely Obi-Wan come in I'll show you the library in a second is there any particular place you wanted to start.

writing style: author from the 1800s with a severe love of commas whose sentences last half a page 

I came out here, to this point, to this place, hoping against all hope and despite signs and portends suggesting otherwise that I might, somehow, find myself having a pleasant experience, and yet here I stand, alone against the world, feeling assaulted, attacked on all fronts, knowing not my enemy’s name nor his face nor whether our battle is done.

….is that “I came here to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now” but by Oscar Wilde

hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.

It is keeping me alive

I actually really needed this tonight, thank you

have this my friends

I went to a psychic, and she told me that I would be totally heartbroken in 14 years. 

I felt so bad about this, I went and got a puppy.

‘buck should end up with tommy’ ‘buck should end up with eddie’ buck should end up with a firefighter played by misha collins

as a spn fan who lived through november 5th 2020, i am so unbelievably happy for the 911 fox abc people. happy bisexuality evan buckley.

Wait, a character can become canonically queers and not immediately be sent to super mega turbo hell by the writers???

"who radicalized you" ever since i was a child i wanted other people to be treated nicely and fairly because i didnt understand why theyd deserve otherwise and it fills me with disgust seeing how people treat their fellow human beings sometimes

In love with this

we have to spread this around so this dudes hapless victims can go "YOU!!!"

we have to spread this

around so this dudes hapless

victims can go “YOU!!!”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

🥳🔪🕺🔥💃✨️🤗🎉🤩🎊❤️‍🔥🤪🗡😈🎉🤺

You’re laughing. My best buddy and all my specialist little girliepops stabbed me and your laughing.

REBLOGGED BY JULIUS CAESAR HIMSELF 🥳🎊🥳🎉🥳💃🥳🔪🔪🔪🔪

the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary

faggot.com/careers

they rejected my application???

No Real World Experience

My first experience was bottoming in an unfinished house with no lube in the dead of winter how much more real does it need to be 😭

How many of these words were in the Bible?

My first experience was bottoming in an unfinished house with no lube in the dead of winter how much more real does it need to be 😭

21 out of 26 (80.77%) of these words were in the Bible!

You return from the shadows to indict me at my darkest hour?!