Dasein

there’s an ariana stan on twitter who got her phone taken off her and is accessing it thru any device she can find lmaoooo

you cannot make this shit up

free our girl dorothy

The dedication.

i??????? sksjsbzvsvshdhsbdb

update:

He did her right

“he”?

yeah sorry @theblessst, that there’s a lesbian.

When Jackie Aina said: “I’ve never been called ugly by someone more attractive than me ”….i felt that

wtf people…

This makes me smile

There are stories here I wanna know about.

Wherever Chaotic Neutrals have gone, you will see the signs.

guys this is actually real like a real person wrote this

“more than enough” oh you fucking saints, absolutely pouring wealth onto the unfortunates

lol this is amazing

Dear Prudie,

I think I just witnessed a murder

You fucking monster

GET HER PRUDENCE

No wonder why her name is PRUDENCE

imagine thinking that you pay more than enoigh taxes while you’re rich…

post your stupid as hell animal pics

My fat idiot son who I love got stuck under a couch

fantastic. bless his heart. let me see something even stupider

He got stuck between the screen and the window :(

i fucking live for this

This is the only valid tik tok.

Bro….

HE JUST WANTS KISSES

(“Us”, 2019)

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

I love the use of “allegedly” like the coconut crabs might sue for defamation 

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

just spent an hour making guardian angel memes for absolutely no reason

i think op was possessed by a guardian angel who finally figured out how to truly communicate with humans

IM FUCKING LOOSING IT

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

what’s the punchline here

wait

iconic

I got to marry my wife, and our pupper was our flower girl. 2.5 years ago this wasn’t possible, as it wasn’t legal in Australia. It rained our whole wedding day, but was so worth it in the end with our phenomenal photographer.

op this looks absolutely magical

I forgot homophobia was a thing and i spent about 5 seconds wondering why it was ever illegal to have a dog as a flower girl