i appreciate that post thats like stop calling farcille toxic yuri the necromancy and cannibalism is completely normal and healthy but like i think farcille is much more interesting when you acknowledge that it is in fact a little fucked. marcille infantilizes falin out of fear and to avoid confronting the truth that falin will grow old long before she does. she has regressive views on gender and sexuality she still needs to unpack that she projects onto falin, to her clear discomfort. the black magic was fine and chill but aside from that marcille is very much a messy complicated character with shit to work out and that extends to her relationship with falin. do my girl justice she has so much wrong with her

To-cat-ata in B by sympawnies

I wanted someone to play it as soon as I saw it and they delivered

two things

Echo

ever since i was a young hydrogen particle 14 billion years ago i knew i wanted to be wasting all the hot water in the shower

When Everything Everywhere All at Once said “The only thing I do know is that we have to be kind. Please, be kind, especially when we don’t know what’s going on" 

When the Good Place said “Why choose to be good every day when there is no guaranteed reward now or in the afterlife… I argue that we choose to be good because of our bonds with other people and our innate desire to treat them with dignity. Simply put, we are not in this alone.” 

When Jean-Paul Sartre said ”‘Hell is other people’ is only one side of the coin. The other side, which no one seems to mention, is also ‘Heaven is each other’. Hell is separateness, uncommunicability, self-centeredness, lust for power, for riches, for fame. Heaven on the other hand is very simple, and very hard: caring about your fellow beings.“

When Brennan Lee Mulligan said “In the same way that your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don’t, it doesn’t.”

h. gouache watercolor painting on paper 2018

me teaching my pet vampire how to adapt to human society

suprised that no one has mentioned that the person on the left is our very own @paper-mario-wiki

give her the credit she’s hilarious

oh ya thats me. early last year!

worth noting, i'm this now (🏳️‍⚧️):

theyre actually sautéing the horrors

imagine ur mortal enemies with a vampire and they just fucking. take a nap until you die. 100 years later they wake up like “i win” how embarrassing,,,

The best revenge is living well........

i think the best revenge in this case would be killing ur vampire enemy

Ok but imagine ur an immortal vampire and your worst enemy is a world renoun author who's been dead for 500 years but people still quote him. Like imagine if ur mortal enemy was william shakespeare or dante aligheri. Like you cant even kill them by any means. Everybody loves them but you remember them and you hate them but everyone disagrees with you

oh god,,,, that’d be my worst nightmareeee. yeah ur right the best revenge is getting so famous that u become immortal and then ur vampire enemy can never escape u

they should invent uhh. like. vaping but for cock. its so dark in here

two guards with halberds walk in and give you a single piece of jerky as a reward for the joke. my experiment to create the perfect jester will continue

water. please

@mystivio ‘s oc Daffodil

This is a neutral post

Feel free to stop here and rest before journeying to the posts below.

spreading these occasionally would be nice…

As someone with major anxiety who can’t fucking stop themself from scrolling, i appreciate posts like this

Stop on by and rest by the fire. I have some bread to share

IT’S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I’VE SEEN THIS POST OMGS

darksouls bonefire

falin again haha

The radius and ulna are among my favourite bones specifically because they do this

I hate this. I hate that they do this. I think about this every time I rotate my wrist. It seems like the sort of thing that would go wrong in all sorts of horrible ways and leave a bone sticking out of my skin. and yet it keeps happening. every day of my life.

I rotate my arms regularly just because I like it when they do this.

iiiiiii dont. think thats how bones work

Here are two videos on Reddit demonstrating how the radius bone rotates around the ulna bone: link / link

Yeah i doubt someone would make these gifs for the purpose of an online joke so I have no choice but to believe it

i have a degree is bones (bioarchaeology) this is how bones work and i hate it

For fellow autistic people who aren't sure whether this is a joke: I asked my mother, who has an MD, and she said this is in fact how those bones rotate

You also can either use Google or Literally Just Feel Your Arm Where The Bones Are