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yo why isnt this name fucking taken

@jontheon / jontheon.tumblr.com

this blog is dedicated to fucking dumbest ship that slaps but only to me i fuckin guess jn 2019 this is going to be really embaressing when people find this account
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Jon *is kinda gay, but suffers from internalized homophobia*: it's normal to kiss ur enemies during a fight to throw them off, Robb! Robb: buddy, that's just you

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genuinely i don't think jon and theon would even get along if robb is alive please we need to kill robb off and let them bond in mourning

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i have to say this now bc a lot of you guys don't get it but the beauty of jon and theon liking each other later on in life is the fact they both changed. they didn't like each other before but they went through some shit and now they have the ability to understand and empathize with each other. they grew up and changed as people.

having them always be like oh we have always been attracted to one another is sooooo reductive like it's borderline lazy because it means that they didn't have to go through that character growth

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Anonymous asked:

Why isnt modern AU theon staying with asha?

because its embarrassing to ask for help 

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Anonymous asked:

ayo what are yur pronouns

she/her

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Anonymous asked:

is robb dead in modern jontheon au as well?

of course ♥️

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how does ur modern au jontheon start dating tho ?theres no nights watch for them to be homoerotic at

jon feels bad about jeyne and theon’s whole situation after ramsay and offers to have jeyne stay over for a night but because they’re a 2 for 1 deal, theon ALSO shows up then theon just never fucking leaves jon’s place

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you think that jon asked theon out over some romantic flowers? absolutely not. theon is a pest who jon cant kick out bc jon has empathy

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Anonymous asked:

Best jontheon fics recs?

it hasnt changed since the last time someone asked

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Its me again, but imagine a Theon and Jon who accidentally adopt a child at Winterfell precanon and are completely stressed because they can't believe that they care about this child, also internalized homophobia

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you say this as if they don’t have ghost at the wall where theon WILL be the deadbeat dad that ghost loves just so so much and jon is like what the fuck 

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Anonymous asked:

how does ur modern au jontheon start dating tho ?theres no nights watch for them to be homoerotic at

jon feels bad about jeyne and theon’s whole situation after ramsay and offers to have jeyne stay over for a night but because they’re a 2 for 1 deal, theon ALSO shows up then theon just never fucking leaves jon’s place

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how do u feel abt precanon jontheon. just two idiots in love in winterfell during the summer

no because its soooo sexy that they DIDN’T like each other before hand then they both underwent character development and they’re like fuck....this assholes making points (whoops we have a weird emotional connection to one another and become emotionally dependent)

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if you want to think about two gay boys falling in love at winterfell just go ship show throbb

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Anonymous asked:

how do u feel abt precanon jontheon. just two idiots in love in winterfell during the summer

no because its soooo sexy that they DIDN’T like each other before hand then they both underwent character development and they’re like fuck....this assholes making points (whoops we have a weird emotional connection to one another and become emotionally dependent)

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theon has the ideal life where he's the one living off of jon's trust fund but at the same time he doesn't know that he's living off of jon's trust fund because jon's never going to reveal that he has a trust fund to theon

he sits at home and makes videos about the bachelor/bachelorette and has a youtube channel dedicated to him reviewing the show and other terrible shows that he watches while jon is working

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theon has the ideal life where he's the one living off of jon's trust fund but at the same time he doesn't know that he's living off of jon's trust fund because jon's never going to reveal that he has a trust fund to theon

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oh my god ur active again. not to sound insane or anything but i found ur blog earlier this year n u radicalized me into loving jontheon. nice to see ur back :)

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no problem i’m here to continue to spread the gospel because honestly i don’t think that people get their dynamic 

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