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some of my favourite sign fails <3
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haunted house uquiz by streetlighthalo
This is modern art. The tragedy and hopelessness is perfectly encapsulated in your lack of a choice. Were you in his place, you would do no different. Because the gods have deemed it so, because fate is stronger than you. I’m usually not a big art person but holy shit
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Hieronymous Bosch would love this.
I love Jan Svankmajer's films so much. This is from his Alice, I believe.
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happy sparkle on its wednesday monday
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every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics
this is it. this is the photo of all time
SNUG
Comfy even
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Unrestrained summer fun 😁
this must be such a delicate experience for a creature that can dive two stories deep and has been seen cliff diving into the ocean
Such a quiet and gentle experience for a megafauna cryptid that can headbutt a speeding truck and walk away It’s like seeing Godzilla in a kiddie pool
During a summer heat wave in Alaska growing up (yes it’s a thing), my dad had several sprinklers and a tractor sprinkler going in the yard. From the woods behind the house suddenly came two young babies and a very large mother.
They came directly towards the tractor sprinkler and sat right down.
My dad verrrrry slowly pulled the hose of the other sprinklers, and repositioned them in the backyard so they would spray grass under the shade of several trees.
Lo and behold, the mother moose got up, walked over to the water now pooling beside these trees, and plomped down. The two babies followed after and just fell over in the cool water.
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La Mode Illustree 1894
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Cream silk gauze Madras lace frock with silk satin detail, 1817
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two bros, both alike in sexuality
in a hot tub, where we lay our scene
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y'all ever remember how in Once Upon a Time, a show all about making all fairy tale characters related, they gave the name Killian Jones to the character of Captain Hook and then they didn't even bother making him related to Davy Jones
like what the fuck was that
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Pride and Prejudice (2005) + tumblr posts (part 1)
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By the way guys if Nancy Wheeler was ever charged and fined with every crime she’s committed she’d be sentenced to 106 years in prison and fined $98,000
And she’s seventeen years old
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hate it when I'm eating and my stomach starts growling
if you could wait a fuckin second man big changes are coming I promise
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Journal des Demoiselles, 1883
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just put laundry in the washer. there better not be any wet laundry after this
bad news
just put laundry in the dryer. there better not be unfolded laundry after this
what the hell..
putting some clothes on. there better not be any dirty laundry after this
you guys are not gonna believe this
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ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks
in the age of keyboards: carpel tunnel
in the age of writing by hand: carpel tunnel
in the age of squeezing water out of wet clothes after cleaning them by hand: carpel tunnel
in the age of using hand-sized stone tools: carpel tunnel
you are not wrong bestie