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Watch out! There might be one Profanity

@watchoutprofanity / watchoutprofanity.tumblr.com

This blog is a fucking mess, just like my life || | 25 yrs old || she/hers
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twitter is dying and I never thought I’d come back to tumblr 🙃

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i PERSONALLY would like to FALL IN LOVE please!!!!!! and have the SAME PERSON fall in love with me BACK!!!!!!! could i get some MUTUAL AFFECTION out here!!!!!!!!!!

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tsukkis
What I want for myself: To graduate from university, to have an independent life and a good job.
What I also want: Stay at home and sleep as much as possible.
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bogleech

Things cartoon writers seem to think are VERY VERY FUNNY that I never found funny even as a small child:

  • Hippies
  • Inflation
  • Drill sergeants
  • Anybody meditating and making that “ommmmmmm” sound
  • Cross dressing even before I was old enough to know it was also just mean
  • Imitations of celebrities with no additional joke about why they’re there
  • lol only weird boring dumb old sissies get that into art and especially ugly nonsense modern art, right kids????
  • That same joke but with poetry
  • That same joke but with interpretive dance
  • That same joke but with musicals
  • Actually aren’t all those things also gay stereotypes? Is that how they became comedy cliches? Jesus.
  • Any “battle of the sexes” episode
  • The nerd uses a “science word” that honestly most of the audience probably knows but we’re supposed to think they’re lame and weird and the other characters are like “….IN ENGLISH PLEASE”
  • Diapers
  • Bagpipe music
  • A character getting attached to a pet to a degree we’re supposed to find excessive and sometimes it’s supposed to be funny that it dies
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lumanae

@ butch hartman

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hi i rarely shower and when i do i don’t wash my hair, i dont brush my hair, i dont take care of my hygiene at all, i drink soda exclusively instead of water, my only hobbies video games and internet forums, i only wear band shirts and baggy jeans, and i believe women find me unattractive because of the shape of my jaw

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rebe83
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How dare you call me out like this

Why would you want to relate to this? Why would you admit to that? Why would you announce to the world that you’re like this?

Here are the keys to your new home.

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Ant-man bathing in hot sauce for bonus damage (2019)

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benkinsky

I hate that you don´t have to give extra content because everyone on the internet already knows what´s going on and why hot sauce would be considered “bonus damage”

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Anonymous asked:

I don't want to start a fight but I am getting so tired of the BTS paved the way from fandoms and artists. BTS did get their on both their own merit and mostly from the fandom shuving BTS into everyone's faces on social media to the point that they had to be noticed. The groups that "followed" up with what BTS got did not get them just because BTS paved the way. They got their on their own. BTS didn't have the way for anything but bandwagon people who are the rudest nastiest hypocrites ever.

How are you gonna get mad at the “BTS paved the way” and fight for other groups WHILE ALSO shitting on bangtan’s achievements by saying it’s just from bandwagon and shoving it to everyone’s faces in social media?!? This is the kind of shit asshole hypocritical crap I’m talking about. How come other groups deserve respect BUT NOT BANGTAN??!

“BTS did get their on both their own merit and mostly from the fandom shuving BTS into everyone’s faces on social media to the point that they had to be noticed.

The clownery!!!!!!!! but please keep believing false things to make you feel good. I guess y’all have coping mechanisms for bitterness. Again, get well soon. 

But mostly my gripe for this BTS paved the way thing about the Top Social Artist is this whole set of clownery from these fandoms when this first happened in 2017. But years later once they saw how bangtan kept succeeding… they also kept tagging their faves to get nominated this year!!! huh.. seems EVERYONE wants the BBMA award after all AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! CLOWNS

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