Today is the day Two Face will rob the Second National Bank of all its two dollar bills

the tma fandom really had me hyped up to hate elias bouchard going into this series and. I’m halfway through season two and all this man has done is tell jon to go to sleep and politely ask him to stop stalking his employees.

hi! elias bouchard is a rat bastard motherfucker

i made a comic of one of my favourite episodes, MAG142: Scrutiny !! i debated for a while on that last panel but i went for, genuinely gross/unnerving vs stylized eyes cos what the heck it’s… a horror 

Extremely Untrustworthy Tea: The Eye and The Spider

Extremely Untrustworthy Tea: The Vast and The Lonely

I decided to re-do these two because the originals weren’t vibin with me.

Loved that new episode...got inspired by some of the “plants” so here are some illustrations of them.

i dont care about graham folger eating notebook paper anymore the obscure unanswered question i have is what the hell was the process like for martin to plop a bunch of worms onto jon’s desk. like, okay. i understand why he did it -jon was a repressed sceptic and martin’s a petty bitch and i love him for that- but how did he do it? did he find an empty peach can to put them in or did he just scoop up flesh-eating worms into his bare hands? were they dead? did he put live flesh worms in his hands? how many worms did he decide was an appropriate amount of evidence? HOW FAR IS HIS FLAT FROM THE INSTITUTE? did he half-walk half-jog down the streets of london like an entomologist having a nervous breakdown? did he ride the underground like an entomologist having a slightly different type of breakdown? did rosie greet him when he burst through the institute doors only to be met with “SORRY ROSIE CANT RIGHT NOW WORMS CATCH UP LATER” ? i gots to know

over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid

the thrilling sequel: under-explaining everything because you’re afraid of being seen as a rambling mess

the stunning conclusion: wildly varying between both based off the most recent way you’ve fucked up 

i don’t have a brain actually. my head is just filled with lots and lots of dried flowers

actually wait rb this w/ what u have inside your head instead of a brain. the people want to know!

Sesame seeds

monster can tabs and several broken laptop keys

Milk and Cookies Masterlist....Again

Based on this post

Milk and Cookies (Part 1)

Cake (Part 2)

Cotton Candy Heart (Part 3)

Syrup (Part 4)

Tag, You’re It (Part 5)

Crybaby (Part 6)

Summary: Logan bakes to de-stress after a long day. Or at least he used to, before Patton took it over like he did with everything else.

General Story Warnings: Unsympathetic Patton, Sympathetic Deceit/Remus, abuse, angst

Ships: Intruloceit (eventually)

Specific warnings will be posted at the beginning of each chapter.

If you wanna be added/removed to or from the taglist, just DM me or send me an ask!

actual river gremlin

hey lesbians you’re not a fake lesbian if you find some men to be conventionally attractive. you were most likely raised to know what an ‘attractive’ man looks like, and you probably still recognize it. seeing a man as attractive under societies rules of ‘attractive-ness’ doesn’t make you a fake lesbian.

like seriously i’d appreciate it if people reblogged this more because a lot of young lesbians (including me) struggle with compulsive heterosexuality and being told they’re not real lesbians because “they’re attracted to a man!!!!”

you can find someone aesthetically pleasing without being sexually or romantically attracted to them

and also this applies to trans lesbians so terfs don’t reblog this ever

You can be a lesbian and still recognize a man as attractive/handsome.

You can be a gay man and still recognize a woman as attractive/beautiful.

you can be a heterosexual man and still recognize another man as attractive/handsome.

you can be a heterosexual woman and still recognize another woman as attractive/beautiful.

you can be straight or lgbt+ and still find the person of the gender you are not traditionally attracted to to be attractive/handsome/beautiful/whatever

I’ve long argued that there’s a difference between “finding someone attractive” and “being attracted to someone”.

The former is more an aesthetic comment. I can recognize that Harrison Ford is an attractive man, without actually being attracted to him.

It’s like he’s a magnet, but I’m gold. He may be attractive, but he doesn’t attract me.

^^^ all of this

color🤖🐶🌟😈🐍🐙

How the other sides feel about Janus

Do kids today even understand why podcasts are called podcasts?

Well, you see, kids, almost twenty years ago Apple produced a portable audio player called – wait, I need to go back further.

Okay, so in the 20th century, the new inventions of radio and television were known as broadcast media – no, wait, that’s not really the start either –

Broadcasting originally refers to throwing, or casting, handfuls of seeds onto prepared ground, typically used with grain crops, which, uh –

– the Agrucultural Revoution, which begain circa 10,000 BC in the Levant, was when humans began preserving seeds for replanting –

lets not forget this gem

cant believe we’re leaving out this

and more importantly this

interesting how you forgot 

and

ok but

and

hmmm and perhaps

and these ones too

I’m not sure how you managed to forget this gem:

excuse me but:

where would we be withour kermit

can’t believe y'all forgot