Happy and Chronic

tea drinkers: unlike you filthy disgusting creatures i only drink green chamomile peppermint raspberry lemon tea, which makes all my insides glow 10 times brighter and improve. i can feel my body get healthier by every drink i take of my delicious hot mug of TEA. youre absolutely disgusting and a waste of human potential

coffee drinker: hhhnng lov those beans

someone tagged this as #tw drama

coffee drinkers: i am unimaginably powerful. i can see through time. i haven’t slept in four days but who needs sleep when you are on a higher plane of existence. the beans are in my soul, they are in my heart. i AM the beans. soon i will vibrate at the harmonic resonance of the universe and transcend.

tea drinker: hhhhhhhhhhhot leaf juice

soda drinkers: death is coming. death is coming. pass me a hotdog.

energy drink drinkers: (just the fucking kill bill sirens played on repeat for eternity)

the caffeine fandom is fucking wild

Humans be like I’ll take a little poison. As a treat.

“I’ve had a horrible day and I blame it on not taking my poison ration”

What’s it mean if I’ve used coffee to steep a tea bag in

It means you’re gonna be reincarnated as one of those urban foxes that prowl through the night knocking people’s bins over and screaming

TBH I’m down

fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

so casual i love it

a sleepover with jc and the boys

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

Jesus: *returns*

Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”

Jesus:

this post gets more absurd every time it crosses my dash

Another fun fact:

The Last Supper was actually a Passover Seder which means by the time they broke the food out, these guys were likely already drunk out of their minds.

Drunk Jesus: guys take this bread

Drunk Jesus: it’s me

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One (1) braincell

my friend just asked me for fashion advice and i sent her 3 links to “things women love to wear that men hate” articles. i hope i’ve done my service well.

for the lesbians out there who don’t want men hitting on them but still want to attract girls, here are things women like that men hate. almost all of these are featured on multiple articles.

•wedge sneakers

•open-side shirts

•bright lipstick

•high waisted pants or skirts

•pantsuits

•hair bows

•oversized sweaters

•uneven dresses

•peplums

•big sunglasses

•rompers

•overalls

•bangles

•leather pants

•flip flops

•crop tops

•baggy pants

•chokers

•lace-up tops

•strapless shirts or dresses

•bold floral prints

•clothes with ruffles

!!!!

Why are men so boring, every one of these is a goddamn Look.

im sorry but??? if you remove all these what’s left??????

Also:

-Floppy hats

-Asymmetric dresses (ie: my love in life)

-“Boyfriend” blazers

-Retro bikinis

^^^^ yes those were all in the articles too thanks for the addition! (and for those who don’t know “retro” bikinis basically refers to high-waisted ones 👌)

i made an outfit generator based on this post and let me tell you every single outfit is fierce:

there are like literally millions of combinations because math wowow !

you can view it on this post (not the dashboard/mobile) or play it here, if you’re on a flash-enabled device (｡’▽’｡)♡