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this was inevitable

                                             PEACEKEEPER

                                                      OUTLAW

                              ‘   mad dog mccree ? are you serious ? trust me, cowman. my mind isn’t rotten   ;   i’m a world record holder   &   you’re a dog. ’   she bounced on the balls of her feet, small hand flicking the brim of his hat upwards just a touch, playful yet devious smile on her lips.   ‘   you aren’t my father, wild, wild west. i’m sure if you applied such a bad name to yourself, you wouldn’t concern yourself with my gaming habits, mad dog.   ’

  So much for an attempt to connect with the youth. Honestly that's the only game he knew...   he's trying to protect her fragile mind from the horrors of cheesy overacting                                                                             and cowboy stereotypes.   Not to mention the laserdisc format, something that has been    outdated since before he was born.   McCree pushed his hat back in it's place, scoffing at her response.

          ' -- this the thanks I get             from tryin' to help a little lady out? "

            “Oho, a compliment would never get you shot,              my tragically dressed companion. Praising me              is what you’re supposed to do.”

  Tragically dressed--?

    ' -- now don't get all          big headed pardner'          sharp shootin' ain't that big                                  of a deal. "

    ' -- damn, you can just read me like a book,                                                        pardner. "

 Well it was worth a shot, honestly there's gotta be SOMETHING  Hanzo doesn't excel at. Guess he'll have to conjure up something else. Unless the guy was just stalling--                              And was actually worse with a gun

      ' --mh can't say        I can take your word for it though,                       Maybe show don't tell? "

         ❛ AND I will? What made you think that I             would be any easier on you than them?             When you SHOW us that you are ready             for a solo mission, we will send you on             a solo mission.                                  Until then, you can take a lap around base. ❜

    Lap around the base? What the hell    did he do to deserve that?    Well okay, he knew what he did                 but that still wasn't fair.

    ' My gang trusted me on my own       more than any of yall.                         Thanks Overwatch--. "

cuz u know, any mission could be the last….and all that ( I really like drawing McCree lifting/carrying Hanzo).

Just McFucking Kill me

EDIT: GUESS WHOS A DINGLEBERRY AND FORGOT TO ADD THAT THIS IS A BDAY PRESENT FOR @luoiae

me….Im that dingleberry

                 “ —If I can’t have

                               LOVE,

                                       if I can’t find

                                               PEACE,

                                                          Give me a BITTER GLORY.”

    ❝     not sure if i can believe that entirely.   ❞   their is a gentleness in his voice that almost makes it seem as though he might be SMILING underneath the mask hiding his features. he could still remember the very first day they offered mccree a position in blackwatch - though his sharpshooting caught their attention - he was not as good as he was compared to now.

    ❝     keep dreaming, cowboy, y’gunslinging was rusty once upon a time.    ❞   

Unlit cigar rolled over to the other side of his mouth, making room for what he'd like to think resembles a smile. He can't help but quickly bring himself to warm up to his once superior. Even if                                                                                       this wasn't exactly the same Jack-  A drawn out laugh was made before his arm had reached out,                                                                                 roughly slapping the soldier's back.

       ' -- Yeah huh and I guess       yall were the ones who hired          a sloppy marksman hm? "