not to be negative but someone really spent all that time and energy cutting open a pomegranate and then gave it to a (cute) raccoon?

It’s called Love .

when your teacher says you can’t use first person pronouns in your writing

WAIT SHIT

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#this beautiful giggly troll

glungus awakens

Fear the mighty Glungus.

hmm, i wonder

“potential to understand the barriers facing ethnic minorities” the dude…. was literally Jewish………… and denied opportunities for being Jewish…….

Imagine getting paid to be this wrong.

happy halloween!!

this is the only toy he won’t rip to shreds he just tenderly carries it around with him

dogs dogs dogs ❤️🐶💖

there they go!

look at them go!!

if you’re reading this, something good is going to happen to you soon 

john mulaney’s dad looks about like how i imagined

‘you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair’ 

“God can’t hear you.”

“One black coffee”

I don’t know about yall, but I know too much about this man’s life for this to the the first time I’ve ever seen a picture of him