the cinemasins model of engaging with media where you are in a pvp battle with a story and somehow have to prove you are the smartest cynic in the land might not be the single most tiresome thing ever but it’s absolutely top five
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shoutout to when i worked at an extremely poorly managed farm and my boss texted me only “get pig” and wouldn’t respond to attempts to reach him
he didn’t want me to put the pigs away or something. he wanted me to purchase and obtain a new pig. i was 17 and had no car
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Anonymous asked:
how can you eat the fried hearts of something that once was alive and had a beating heart? do you feel any guilt? i hope you do.
please google what an artichoke is
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wheelchairs and canes and glasses and hearing aids and every single other disability aid should be free btw and if you disagree i hate you
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"this too shall pass" well can it fucking get on with it
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ABBOTT ELEMENTARY 3.03 • Gregory's Garden Goofballs
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everyone watching nbc hannibal please remember hannibal lecter is supposed to be an aspirational character to admire and emulate. The point is that he's a protagonist you can relate to and idolise, which is what makes it so good.
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you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea
ⓘ This user is a malicious entity made of seafoam.
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Community – 2.21: Paradigms Of Human Memory
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Janine doing heart hands at Gregory! 🥰😭 ABBOTT ELEMENTARY (2021- ) Season 3 | Episode 6 "Willard R. Abbott"
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Eartha Kitt, St. Louis Blues, 1958
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she took the midnight train going anywhere
loving a very smart piece of media with a very dumb fandom: endless torture
#fuckin yj fandom i swear to god#i just wanna talk about plato and What Makes A Good Society And Leader or at least dionysus or like how narrative structure works#and instead it’s “lol van is the big bad”#or “actually it’s all mercury poisoning”#half the fandom hasn’t even NOTICED the between as a world mech let alone how much s2 changed what we knew about it#don’t even get me started on jackie stans
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I think Odysseus is the guy everyone else makes talk to the cops when they show up to bust the party.
I think he could do a really good “Hello officer, how are you?” if he had to.
YEAH EXACTLY
Athena is standing behind him whispering the bylaws into his ear.
hold on i need to look this up
it’s been 15 minutes have you finished reading the Odyssey yet?
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the thicker your thighs are the more kittens can lay on your lap
lettersfromeleanorrigby
This is the body positivity post I’ve been waiting for.
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I really believe there’s some sort of “emperor’s new clothes” phenomenon happening with Gen Z discoursers where they’re too afraid to question the logic of some of the discourse being thrown at them for fear of appearing to be unwoke so they just blindly parrot it not to be excluded by their peers
This is how The Discourse has worked for at least 15 years based on my exposure to it.