Hi this is jigsaw. last week in starbucks you did a gross fucking burp that put me off my panini. In front of you is a panini press. You will notice also, that your dick is out,

ultimately the cheesecake factory menu fails to tell a queer narrative

happy wash your fucking water bottle wednesday

THE MOUTHPIECE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT BIT

Please guys I'm begging you

no.

☝️ taken by the mold

humans need a glowing weak spot other than the prostate

they need to make more music from 2007

when you die, you walk into the cold unknown hand in hand with a girl you met once when you were five in a hotel pool and her hand is warm.

love is stored in the child you crossed paths with in a space midway to somewhere else and never saw again

🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

40.4004260, -79.8731200

Get down mr president

They should invent a job that i actually want to do

Sometimes Reddit is hilarious:

Holy shit that's so cool

Finally “do you love the colour of the sky” got compressed for our convenience

This is now my favorite photo

Infinite Craft fag% 17.58 seconds, my first sub 20 run

In the time between this post and now the website was updated and the last combo was removed. I now hold the fag% world record.

Frank Paton - Witness my Act and Deed (1882)

Absolutely fucking dying over the name of this painting. We've had cats figured out since day fucking one