jonathan crane's malewife 🎃

when ppl say middle aged please refer to ppl at least 50 years old. if that guy is barely in their 30s I’m gonna tear you asunder

Looking at fox plushies and

Old art from my Gotham phase - a year or so ago.

DC is set to release a "faux-simile" reprint of Batman #428, originally published in 1988, with an unpublished alternate ending.

This issue is famous for the death of Jason Todd, the second Robin, at the hands of the Joker. However, the twist here is that in 1988, fans were allowed to vote on Jason's fate, and they chose his demise by a narrow 72-vote margin.

Decades later, Jason Todd was revived as the Red Hood. The alternate ending, created by the original creative team, will finally be revealed to fans when the 'Faux-simile' edition of Batman #428 is released on December 12.

I don’t know if anyone has done this before, but this year I will be doing the CRANETOBER ! The plan is to draw this versions of Jonathan Crane until October 31st.

Feel free to participate and add other versions if you want. You don’t have to draw every day or draw all Scarecrow’s versions, the whole point is to have fun and draw our favorite boy during his favorite season.

Just use the hashtag #Cranetober so I can see your lovely drawings!

I did this list with the help of my amazing friend @spideysirens , go check his work!

The human body's response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference. Just pure I Don't Give A Shit, I Just Fucking Work Here compliance to the new instructions. You can get testosterone injected straight into your body and it doesn't even question where that shit came from, coming back from a coffee break and just going

"Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don't fucking know they're buried somewhere in the dna. I'm greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we're doing now."

This is me♡♡

Please do this for your cats.

Dispite their reputation, cats are very very socal creatures. Cats do the equivalent of this for you when they sit in front of your laptop and put their arms on the keyboard or put their paw on your phone while you're using it. This is their love language, it's how they show that they like you and care about what you care about. They don't understand why you care about it but they're trying.

If you turn around and do the same for them they'll be absolutely delighted. Sometimes when our youngest cat goes to the scratching post I scratch it with him too and he loves it. He'll gets so into the scratching that he ends up climbing it cuz he wants to scratch with his back paws too. If they're chirping at the window I'll sometimes go over to see what they see and they usually scoot over so I have room beside them to see the offending bird or insect and they'll purr like crazy cuz they're so happy I'm helping them

@brightlotusmoon

I do this with my cats and my friends!

The Raven Narrated by Jonathan Crane

Since I stopped using SoundCloud and Tumblr wouldn't let me just replace the audio, I'm reposting the audio file in time for Hallowe'en.

Enjoy.

me and my cohort of mad scientists getting unethical with it on a tuesday afternoon

I wish age gap discourse hadn't spiraled the way it has because I want there to be a safe space to say "Men in their 40s who date 25 year olds aren't predators, they're just fucking losers"

... honey you just described a predator LOL

No, I said what I said. But thank you for providing an example of how this topic has become insufferable on the internet.

i am honestly burningly curious about how a 40 year old man who fucks around with college grads is not a predator

"College grad" is not a developmental stage, nor is it what I would describe a 25 year old as. I was 4 years out of college at 25. My mother had two children at 25. You can be a fucking congressman at 25.

There's a difference between a man who is immature and buys into misogynistic views of beauty and aging and one who is a predator. Also, many actual predators? Not losers and able to move through society pretty freely being seen as cool and the ideal, so conflating the two isn't helpful.

This is going to be my final response to any attempt at discourse. You're welcome to continue amongst yourselves.

also sometimes a 40 year old and a 25 year old just weirdly find each and it's a perfectly normal relationship - like all human relationships are complex and situational, it's so rarely an either/or thing let alone just one thing only

if a 40 year old dude only dates 25 year olds, DiCaprio style or something adjacent to it, then yeah he's a loser

if a 40 year old dude meets a 25 year old through social event or friends or whatever and they happen to hit it off and make a go of it, and this isn't some sort of reoccurring pattern for the guy, that's just a relationship with an age difference

being predatory means something specific, and man I agree w/ OP and really wish people just stopped ascribing it to any and all relationship dynamics they personally might not like

predator and groomer - two words that need to go up on the "can't use till you learn their meaning" shelf

Our Flag Means Death season 2 trailer

you guys are always on this website like wow this guy would look so good covered in blood. what about ME. wouldn’t I look good covered in blood. don’t you love me

im… insane in the membrane….. (insane in the brain)