Hotbox mausoleum

you would never catch me beefing with a man who can be called a pulitzer winning RAPPER

no matter the struggles there is always ao3 in bed

My wife (ao3) has gone to war (is down) and I don't know if she'll ever return home again (the wonderful people at ao3 are working diligently to bring it back up ASAP). I don't know if I'll ever recover (I'll be fine) but I'm being very brave about it (I am NOT being brave).

ATTENTION: My wife (ao3) has returned unscathed (is BACK, bitches!)

manhandling your manservant

Ao3 has been down for like an hour and I’m going crazy like I can’t do this!!!!! I need to read my gay fanfics or I’ll die!

mafia boss time

lunasith

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

tinkaton’s smithy

Round friend 🍎

rediscovering ray troll's art in my fish era is such a delight. that guy makes art that sounds like his name. he was so right about fish worship

*guy forgetting the word for compromise* uhh what if our choice was bisexual

Okay so a store I worked at sold throat numbing sprays for.. . Adult activities. Right? And everyone who asked about them wanted to know which kind worked best, yeah? And for a long time, I had to say I didn't know.

Because I didn't.

But I'm a scientist.

So. I bought all of them.

A couple months go by, and now I happen to have on hand about five or six blowjob sprays of various flavors.

And an ear infection that is making my teeth hurt.

And I'm a scientist.

So.

It worked

Best brand I found was Sensuva's "deeply love you" throat relaxing spray in chocolate coconut btw

tarot’s most important utility is inspiring themed fanart