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We should stop buying iPhones and eating avocado toasts so we can buy diamonds, houses and eat at BWW and Applebee’s 

Their food ain’t even that great. Why get subpar, fast food when I can get something healthier, tastier, and/or more financially reasonable?

Why am I gonna go to BDubs for overpriced low quality food when I can freeze a ton of chicken to ration out over months, throw together some veggies, and mix my own spices for like a third of the cost?

Plus even if I’m going to spend money on going out I’m not going to spend $12.99 on what’s basically a box mix, I’m going to try to go to a local business that serves good food, often with way lower in sodium and fats, instead of a major corporation serving mediocre food

I just…these articles keep getting stupider. I’m not even a millennial and I’m fucking sick of them. PAY PEOPLE A LIVING WAGE. OH AND HOW ABOUT UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE AND MAYBE AFFORDABLE QUALITY EDUCATION. MAYBE THEN PEOPLE WILL BUY YOUR SHITTY FUCKING FOOD.

VIVA LA FUCKING AVOCADO TOAST.

Maybe it’s because Applebee’s is fucking shit.

Applebees: Can it be that our food just isn’t good? Applebees: No, it’s the millennials that are wrong

maybe i wanna eat my wings in front of netflix instead of 500 screens each playing a different sport at the same time

That last comment made me slam the reblog button

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Reblog if you want a shitty summary of your blog in your inbox.

Always

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smash that mf reblog if u hate pedophiles

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yoichooseno

You know that post with the broken likes? If this doesn’t get enough reblogs to crash the icon then I’m fucking rioting

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If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I don’t fucking trust you

A note:

I live in a state where you “have to” report anyone you suspect of being undocumented (that wonderful hellhole of Arizona). Now in practice this law has fallen far short, thank goodness. But if you live in such a place and they start enforcing it, here is how you get around it:

Assume everyone who doesn’t speak English is visiting.

Never ask about their job, because if they tell you they work here then you know they’re not visiting. You see them a lot for several weeks or months? Hm. Someone in the family must be ill. That’s terribly tough. They always dress in old, ratty laborers’ clothes? I feel you, my dude, I can’t afford new clothes either, and my dad has the fashion sense of an aardvark, so sometimes it’s not even about “affording” them. They say they’ve been here for years? You must have misunderstood. Spanish isn’t your first language, after all. First and last name? It never came up, or you don’t recall–you meet a lot of people.

And then, if you’re asked: no, you haven’t seen anyone residing illegally in the United States. Just people visiting.

Very good very important addition

Essentially, this is the civil society version of a work-to-rule strike.

Don’t do more than is expressly asked of you, and do what you are asked with such an intense attention to protocol that not asking you at all becomes more effective than even bothering.

In this case:

“Have you seen an illegal immigrant?”

“Could you describe an illegal immigrant, officer?”

*officer describes a person who is in the country without appropriate paperwork, or who has crossed the border illegally*

“No, sir, I haven’t seen any illegal immigrant.”

And this is correct. You have NOT seen an illegal immigrant, because you have no way of knowing if Jose Fulano is here legally or not. And since you can’t see his paperwork (or lack thereof), and did not personally see him cross the border illegally, you are only answering precisely the question asked.

I’m not American, and I have like, three followers, but this is important.

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vianerds

I would like to add there are plenty of people who are residents or citizens of the US and never learn English (or only know the basics) simply because they don’t have time outside their jobs (and likely work at a place where most of their coworkers speak their language). So I always assume this is the case and so should you 👍

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my point… my point is…..

dolphins
that’s my point
  • big brains….
  • size o f

?????????

  • damned
  • big brains
  • the lot of them

not to mention the WhALeS

brain CITY
Kraken…
ooh…….

Great BIG BUGGER

  • supposed to rise up
  • right
  • riiiiiight up
  • right at the end
when the sea boils :)

WUH-

TH!!!!1!!1!!

THAS MA P ÖINT
Whole Sea Bubblin’
  • th  dolphins
  • the WHALES?!?

EVVRYTHING turning into

  1. builibu
  2. buib,,

????

. ..buibé? ??

…beibh

fish stew.

ANYWAY,

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emmalily

NOT THEIR FAULT!

Same with Gorillas
  • They say WHOOP
  • Sky’s gone all red
  • Akksssffhghh

, Stars crashing down❗❗❗🌠

WHa…

??

WhAt are they putting in

Bananas these days???

They’re all creatures….

GREAT ✨
And SMALL.
. , .
  • And ya’ KnOw what’s

woRse❓❔

*Dramatic Pause*

When it’s all over you’ve got to deal with

ETERNITAAAAAYYYYYY
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yaintquaint

But Levi and Eren as Actors...and everyone is shipping them irl and their characters because of the bloopers

Levi: We have to follow him *turns around* it’s the onl- Jesus fuck!
Eren: *laughing his ass off*
Levi: *starts fanning himself with the script* Why must Eren be shirtless this scene?
Director (Erwin): To make the fangirls tremble.
Levi: It’s making me tremble! God damn!
——
Eren: We’ve gotta sha- shalalalala Fuck.
Levi: shalalalala?
Eren: SHUT UP!
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Levi: *walks in*
Levi: *pauses*
Levi: ……
Levi: What’s my line?
Eren: *snorts*
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Levi: We have to find Mikas-
Eren: *Accidentally steps on a balloon and pops it*
Levi: SWEET FUCKING JESUS MOTHER OF SHIT *collapses to the floor*
Hanji and Erwin: *muffled laughter off camera*
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did nasa just forget bi and lesbians exist or did they ask them beforehand..would they that…i just..what..

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its because they don’t want people getting pregnant on space missions, the article is badly written scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

Reblog if you support wlw astronauts getting it on at 0 gravity

In space no one can hear lesbians scream

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reblogged
happy heccin pride month motherfuckers
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ammit420

in order to lead a happy life im gonna have to disappoint my parents a bit

not to be dramatic but this post genuinely made me consider my priorities in life and the choices i need to make for my own wellbeing

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